Bringing New Meaning to "Taking It Up the Tailpipe"

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Post by Bella Fortuna » Thu May 19, 2011 7:45 pm

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Post by Thinking Aloud » Thu May 19, 2011 7:46 pm

Damn good-looking helicopter, that.
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Re: Bringing New Meaning to "Taking It Up the Tailpipe"

Post by Feck » Thu May 19, 2011 7:47 pm

Now if only this were not in News & Politics I a have a picture ...... although the guy is obviously a conservative .
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Re: Bringing New Meaning to "Taking It Up the Tailpipe"

Post by Mr P » Thu May 19, 2011 7:53 pm

Feck wrote:Now if only this were not in News & Politics I a have a picture ...... although the guy is obviously a conservative .
Unfortunately I think I know the one you mean :|~
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Re: Bringing New Meaning to "Taking It Up the Tailpipe"

Post by Twoflower » Thu May 19, 2011 7:59 pm

Feck wrote:Now if only this were not in News & Politics I a have a picture ...... although the guy is obviously a conservative .
I could move it...
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Re: Bringing New Meaning to "Taking It Up the Tailpipe"

Post by Animavore » Thu May 19, 2011 8:15 pm

Please do. Curiosity has, once again, got the better of me.
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Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 20, 2011 8:29 am

Can someone give me the 'birds and bees' talk about sex with machines? I'm confused...
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Re: Bringing New Meaning to "Taking It Up the Tailpipe"

Post by JimC » Fri May 20, 2011 9:03 am

Brings a new meaning to getting a quick grease and oil change...

Lube mobile, anyone?
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Re: Bringing New Meaning to "Taking It Up the Tailpipe"

Post by FBM » Fri May 20, 2011 9:11 am

Before Vanilla, he had a five-year relationship with Victoria, a 1969 VW Beetle he bought from a family of Jehovah's Witnesses.
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Re: Bringing New Meaning to "Taking It Up the Tailpipe"

Post by pErvinalia » Fri May 20, 2011 9:18 am

I've wanted to fuck (up) one of my cars before. Piece of shit it was.
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Re: Bringing New Meaning to "Taking It Up the Tailpipe"

Post by Millefleur » Fri May 20, 2011 10:10 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Can someone give me the 'birds and bees' talk about sex with machines? I'm confused...
Yeah.. I mean do you.. yeah :think:
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Re: Bringing New Meaning to "Taking It Up the Tailpipe"

Post by Tero » Fri May 20, 2011 11:22 am

It's kind of sad, like the goose attracted to a pedal boat.
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Re: Bringing New Meaning to "Taking It Up the Tailpipe"

Post by Feck » Fri May 20, 2011 12:58 pm

http://rationalia.com/forum/viewtopic.p ... 36#p857294

Looks like a conservative to me !
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