A BRAND NEW RELIGION !! Please join.
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A BRAND NEW RELIGION !! Please join.
Having read on another thread that you can't be Israeli without having a religion, It has made me think about the discrimination atheists face. It seems that any religion will do, except none at all.
So this new religion is for all those down-trodden people. And you can make it the WORLDS FASTEST GROWING RELIGION if you join.
We worship ATHE , and we demand our rights.
Athe is fairly undemanding. He does fuck-all, and asks fuck-all, so he is definitely the one for me. ( But if you feel like giving part of your income to the church of ATHE, you can send it to me for safe keeping. It will definitely make you feel good!! ).
So this new religion is for all those down-trodden people. And you can make it the WORLDS FASTEST GROWING RELIGION if you join.
We worship ATHE , and we demand our rights.
Athe is fairly undemanding. He does fuck-all, and asks fuck-all, so he is definitely the one for me. ( But if you feel like giving part of your income to the church of ATHE, you can send it to me for safe keeping. It will definitely make you feel good!! ).
While there is a market for shit, there will be assholes to supply it.
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False Religion.
the ATHEI are the one true non-religion.
the ATHEI are the one true non-religion.
I am Leader of all The Atheists in the world - FACT.
Come look inside Santa's Hole
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You want to hear the truth about Santa Claus???.....you couldn't handle the truth about Santa Claus!!!
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A heretic !!Santa_Claus wrote:False Religion.
the ATHEI are the one true non-religion.
KILL THE UNBELIEVER !!!!
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Re: A BRAND NEW RELIGION !! Please join.
Uh, no thanks to joining your cult, but good luck with it.
Don't go near that elevator - that's just what they want us to do... trap us in a steel box and take us down to the basement.
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Oh sorry, we are the athei.
Apologies to Santa's relatives.
Apologies to Santa's relatives.
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Re: A BRAND NEW RELIGION !! Please join.
How is that relevant? Why does this thrad exist?Having read on another thread that you can't be Israeli without having a religion [...]
Don't go near that elevator - that's just what they want us to do... trap us in a steel box and take us down to the basement.
Re: A BRAND NEW RELIGION !! Please join.
liek wut?It has made me think about the discrimination atheists face
Don't go near that elevator - that's just what they want us to do... trap us in a steel box and take us down to the basement.
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Any religion will do what?It seems that any religion will do, except none at all.
Don't go near that elevator - that's just what they want us to do... trap us in a steel box and take us down to the basement.
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This is woo. And Turtles.mistermack wrote:Oh sorry, we are the athei.
Apologies to Santa's relatives.
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Ha !!Gonzo wrote:Uh, no thanks to joining your cult, but good luck with it.
There is no such thing as luck, you superstitious fool.
It's Athe that decides everything, so we don't need your "luck". Throw away your rabbits foot, and follow Athe !
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Okay. Then go ahead and break a leg.mistermack wrote:Ha !!Gonzo wrote:Uh, no thanks to joining your cult, but good luck with it.
There is no such thing as luck, you superstitious fool.
It's Athe that decides everything, so we don't need your "luck". Throw away your rabbits foot, and follow Athe !

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Why does anything exist?Gonzo wrote:How is that relevant? Why does this thrad exist?Having read on another thread that you can't be Israeli without having a religion [...]
It's the will of Athe, that's why.
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You haven't answered my question.mistermack wrote:Why does anything exist?Gonzo wrote:How is that relevant? Why does this thrad exist?Having read on another thread that you can't be Israeli without having a religion [...]
It's the will of Athe, that's why.

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Then you must be asking the wrong question.Gonzo wrote:You haven't answered my question.mistermack wrote:Why does anything exist?Gonzo wrote:How is that relevant? Why does this thrad exist?Having read on another thread that you can't be Israeli without having a religion [...]
It's the will of Athe, that's why.
Follow Athe, and you will learn to ask the right questions, and your life will be transformed. ( all donations qualify for tax relief ).
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No, I don't think so. I'm pretty sure you are just turtles.
Don't go near that elevator - that's just what they want us to do... trap us in a steel box and take us down to the basement.
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