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A BRAND NEW RELIGION !! Please join.

Post by mistermack » Mon May 16, 2011 10:11 am

Having read on another thread that you can't be Israeli without having a religion, It has made me think about the discrimination atheists face. It seems that any religion will do, except none at all.
So this new religion is for all those down-trodden people. And you can make it the WORLDS FASTEST GROWING RELIGION if you join.

We worship ATHE , and we demand our rights.

Athe is fairly undemanding. He does fuck-all, and asks fuck-all, so he is definitely the one for me. ( But if you feel like giving part of your income to the church of ATHE, you can send it to me for safe keeping. It will definitely make you feel good!! ).
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Post by Santa_Claus » Mon May 16, 2011 10:17 am

False Religion.

the ATHEI are the one true non-religion.
I am Leader of all The Atheists in the world - FACT.

Come look inside Santa's Hole :ninja:

You want to hear the truth about Santa Claus???.....you couldn't handle the truth about Santa Claus!!!

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Post by mistermack » Mon May 16, 2011 10:19 am

Santa_Claus wrote:False Religion.

the ATHEI are the one true non-religion.
A heretic !!
KILL THE UNBELIEVER !!!!
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Post by Gonzo » Mon May 16, 2011 10:19 am

Uh, no thanks to joining your cult, but good luck with it.
Don't go near that elevator - that's just what they want us to do... trap us in a steel box and take us down to the basement.


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Post by mistermack » Mon May 16, 2011 10:21 am

Oh sorry, we are the athei.
Apologies to Santa's relatives.
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Post by Gonzo » Mon May 16, 2011 10:23 am

Having read on another thread that you can't be Israeli without having a religion [...]
How is that relevant? Why does this thrad exist?
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Post by Gonzo » Mon May 16, 2011 10:24 am

It has made me think about the discrimination atheists face
liek wut?
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Post by Gonzo » Mon May 16, 2011 10:26 am

It seems that any religion will do, except none at all.
Any religion will do what?
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Post by Gonzo » Mon May 16, 2011 10:27 am

mistermack wrote:Oh sorry, we are the athei.
Apologies to Santa's relatives.
This is woo. And Turtles.
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Post by mistermack » Mon May 16, 2011 10:27 am

Gonzo wrote:Uh, no thanks to joining your cult, but good luck with it.
Ha !!
There is no such thing as luck, you superstitious fool.
It's Athe that decides everything, so we don't need your "luck". Throw away your rabbits foot, and follow Athe !
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Post by Gonzo » Mon May 16, 2011 10:29 am

mistermack wrote:
Gonzo wrote:Uh, no thanks to joining your cult, but good luck with it.
Ha !!
There is no such thing as luck, you superstitious fool.
It's Athe that decides everything, so we don't need your "luck". Throw away your rabbits foot, and follow Athe !
Okay. Then go ahead and break a leg. :tup:
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Post by mistermack » Mon May 16, 2011 10:31 am

Gonzo wrote:
Having read on another thread that you can't be Israeli without having a religion [...]
How is that relevant? Why does this thrad exist?
Why does anything exist?
It's the will of Athe, that's why.
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Post by Gonzo » Mon May 16, 2011 10:35 am

mistermack wrote:
Gonzo wrote:
Having read on another thread that you can't be Israeli without having a religion [...]
How is that relevant? Why does this thrad exist?
Why does anything exist?
It's the will of Athe, that's why.
You haven't answered my question. :bored:
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Post by mistermack » Mon May 16, 2011 10:53 am

Gonzo wrote:
mistermack wrote:
Gonzo wrote:
Having read on another thread that you can't be Israeli without having a religion [...]
How is that relevant? Why does this thrad exist?
Why does anything exist?
It's the will of Athe, that's why.
You haven't answered my question. :bored:
Then you must be asking the wrong question.
Follow Athe, and you will learn to ask the right questions, and your life will be transformed. ( all donations qualify for tax relief ).
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Post by Gonzo » Mon May 16, 2011 10:56 am

No, I don't think so. I'm pretty sure you are just turtles.
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