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by Tigger » Sat May 14, 2011 8:28 am
Mysturji wrote:borealis wrote:Pappa wrote:Does that mean Muslims should also stop eating any fruit that is ripe or over-ripe too?
Doesn't have to be over-ripe. Just normal orange juice contains a little bit of alcohol, especially if it has pulp in it (and contains a bit more if you put that juice to freezer and let it melt in the room temperature
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I hope they
don't find out that even human body develops a small amount of alcohol every day. They would probably explode themselves.
And that would be different... how?
I wanted to reply to that.
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by Svartalf » Sat May 14, 2011 9:52 am
rachelbean wrote: 
Pretty much... alcohol in coke... boozeheads in the world would know.
Now, halal sausages with pork surprise me a lot less, since there seems to be a competition among meat producers about who can sell most stuff with a halal tag that actually is not.
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by Svartalf » Sat May 14, 2011 9:55 am
Bella Fortuna wrote:I will never give up the pig - NEVAH!
How can you "give up" when you never had me in the first place? I call shenanigans.
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by Svartalf » Sat May 14, 2011 9:56 am
Bella Fortuna wrote:Feck wrote:TMI .
Sure you don't want to hear about the slops?
no, but I'll take the sloppy seconds if you'll let me.
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by Santa_Claus » Sat May 14, 2011 11:14 am
Given that "GM free" can include GM content / contanimation then no great surprise.
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by Bella Fortuna » Sat May 14, 2011 2:05 pm
Svartalf wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:I will never give up the pig - NEVAH!
How can you "give up" when you never had me in the first place? I call shenanigans.
You're such a ham.
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by redunderthebed » Sat May 14, 2011 2:22 pm
Ayaan wrote:Bella Fortuna wrote:"Mental anguish"...
If these people would shut the hell up and eat some pig products they'd be far happier and more relaxed.
Who doesn't feel better after some pepperoni pizza and few beers?
Amen sista i love pepperoni pizza and it goes without saying beer.
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by redunderthebed » Sat May 14, 2011 2:25 pm
Xamonas Chegwé wrote:It is evident that very few muslims use mouthwash. Now we know why.
Aboriginals up north have started to drink mouthwash because it gets them pissed.
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by Mysturji » Sun May 15, 2011 7:34 am
Svartalf wrote:rachelbean wrote:
Pretty much... alcohol in coke... boozeheads in the world would know.
Now, halal sausages with pork surprise me a lot less, since there seems to be a competition among meat producers about who can sell most stuff with a halal tag that actually is not.
Well, as long as it's halal pork.
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by Svartalf » Sun May 15, 2011 9:29 am
But I don't want halal pork, I'm happy with kosher ham and bacon
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