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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by Aos Si » Wed May 04, 2011 7:56 am

laklak wrote:Can we get back to jokes about fat cops and making fun of the French now? OK, I've got a nice French joke.

Three Frenchmen are debating the true meaning of "savoir faire". The first says, "A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with another man. He says, 'Excuse moi' and leaves. That man has savoir faire."

The second says "No no. A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with another man. He says, 'Excuse moi, please carry on' and leaves. That man has savoir faire."

The third says "No no no, mon ami. A man comes home from work and finds his wife in bed with another man. He says, 'Excuse moi, please carry on' and leaves. The wife's lover, he carries on. That man, he has savoir faire."
No some cunt has decided to throw his toys out of the pram and troll the web up like some simmering goon, because someone told some other mindless idiot, telling lies about an entire race in perpetuity and for no reason are mildly racist. And diddums wants his bottle.

All jews are ignorant backward cowards. You know it, I know it and everyone else is going to know it for the next 100 years because some racist shit is lauded like some fucking king by idiots. And then all his little clown followers will all crowd around and suck his cock like he matters and like racism is such fun. Give him sixth star for being king of the idiots.


So long story short no you can't the cunt has spoken for you and now you must dance to the idiots tune, like some spinning marionette going around in ever decreasing circles from some hell hole country that actually thinks it matters to anyone, ie nationalist wankers who are just seedy little ignorant racists, with a colossal chip on their shoulder and a Napoleon hat. Inferiority complex would be an understatement you see, this is clearly a reason to invade Europe/Russia style ignorance and stupidity.

Pathetic.

You should make him a moderator he clearly has all the traits needed to be a goon.

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Post by Seth » Wed May 04, 2011 8:26 am

Hm, I guess the meds haven't kicked in yet. Time for another vacation I suspect...anybody have the straightjacket and ECT machine, I seem to have mislaid it...
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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by Tigger » Wed May 04, 2011 9:55 am

Seth wrote:Hm, I guess the meds haven't kicked in yet. Time for another vacation I suspect...anybody have the straightjacket and ECT machine, I seem to have mislaid it...
On it. :tup:
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Post by stripes4 » Wed May 04, 2011 10:09 am

I'm scared :cry:
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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by Tigger » Wed May 04, 2011 10:17 am

I just tried reading it all properly and I rea..... :yawn:
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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by Ian » Wed May 04, 2011 3:37 pm

Due to these repeated violations of the rules concerning personal attacks upon other members, which were explained to him during previous warnings and a 24-hr suspension, Aos Si has now been suspended by the staff for two weeks.

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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed May 04, 2011 3:42 pm

It sounded like he needed a time out. Is someone giving him a cold compress and calming him down?

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Post by Svartalf » Wed May 04, 2011 3:45 pm

I don't get him... people like Gawd, or Chuck Jones, or even gratuitous annoyers like Pawiz and Santa, I see the method to their madness, even if I don't get the whole picture. him, the only picture I got was the scratchings of a two year old.
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Post by .Morticia. » Wed May 04, 2011 4:37 pm

so why is seth still here?

his threats of violence toward me and my family and his implications that I was an illegal immigrant and undocumented worker were both cowardly, cowardly because they were expressed in a passive aggressive way, and beyond the pale
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Post by Svartalf » Wed May 04, 2011 4:44 pm

Because, while he's intensely annoying, he still steers clear from raving at us for being utter morons who should drink the stfu barrel to the dregs and similar nice things.
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Post by rachelbean » Wed May 04, 2011 6:53 pm

.Morticia. wrote:so why is seth still here?

his threats of violence toward me and my family and his implications that I was an illegal immigrant and undocumented worker were both cowardly, cowardly because they were expressed in a passive aggressive way, and beyond the pale
He has gotten warnings and when he did, he cooled off. People don't get suspended very easily. If Seth says something you feel is a personal attack, then report it.
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Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed May 04, 2011 7:01 pm

.Morticia. wrote:so why is seth still here?

his threats of violence toward me and my family and his implications that I was an illegal immigrant and undocumented worker were both cowardly, cowardly because they were expressed in a passive aggressive way, and beyond the pale
If he threatened you, you should have reported that. I don't think it's a slur to call someone an illegal immigrant or undocumented worker. I know some personally, and they are nice people.

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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by laklak » Wed May 04, 2011 7:04 pm

Aos Si wrote:
All jews are ignorant backward cowards. You know it, I know it and everyone else is going to know it for the next 100 years because some racist shit is lauded like some fucking king by idiots.
Jews! Yeah, fucking stinky coward baby eating fuckers, the lot of them. Big nosed cheapskate oily bankers. Oh, oh, oh....I got a jew joke!

A bunch of jews bribe an SS officer to get them out of a concentration camp. He returns and says "Ach! Juden! I hef zum goot newz, unt zum bad newz! Ze goot newz - you are all going to the finest luxury hotel in Berlin! Ze bad newz, zum are goink as soap, and some as lampshades! :rimshot:
Aos Si wrote: You should make him a moderator he clearly has all the traits needed to be a goon.
Who does? The first, second or third Frenchmen? Or the husband? Maybe the wife's lover?

Eish. Hau. I am confussed, numzan.
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Re: lol @ American law enforcement

Post by Ronja » Wed May 11, 2011 7:16 pm

This is an *exceedingly* strange thread. :bored: But it just might be educational in the end, I suppose... or? :ask:
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