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Not Intended To Be A Factual Statement

Post by .Morticia. » Tue Apr 12, 2011 4:56 pm

I'm getting my next pap smear at Walgreens. :tat:

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Post by egbert » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:52 pm

.Morticia. wrote:I'm getting my next pap smear at Walgreens. :tat:
Only in America! Do they have a Drive-Through? :ask:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 12, 2011 8:55 pm

egbert wrote:
.Morticia. wrote:I'm getting my next pap smear at Walgreens. :tat:
Only in America! Do they have a Drive-Through? :ask:
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Post by hadespussercats » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:18 pm

"Just look for the stirrups!" :lol:

I love how he couldn't make it through describing his Walgreens colonoscopy without cracking up.
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Re: Not Intended To Be A Factual Statement

Post by Gonzo » Tue Apr 12, 2011 9:24 pm

Don't go near that elevator - that's just what they want us to do... trap us in a steel box and take us down to the basement.

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