North Korea's most devious plot to date...

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Dear Leader says prance around gays and maybe they wont hurt us:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eYAZ9iRy ... youtu.be&a[/youtube]

This is from the genuine North Korea Youtube channel, they even allow video comments. There's also a nice little documentary on sharks too. I'm now following NK on their official Twitter page!

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Now to the serious stuff:
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rimV17PA ... re=related[/youtube]

Translation:

Our bullets are our 1000's soldiers soul If any people destroy our happiness, there is no mercy Our bullets are alone, dont know about anything but only our people. If any people destroy our happiness, we will burn them down. If there is someone who let our red flag down, Our bullets, Our bullets will not just stand still. Our Bullets are like threshing thunder to destroy anything. For our nation, I will fight for my life. If someone annoys with our Kim Jung Il,

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I feel sorry for them.