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Up to 25 nuclear weapons may be missing.

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:34 am

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Post by Feck » Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:46 am

Where did you put them ?
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Re: Up to 25 nuclear weapons may be missing.

Post by Ian » Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:48 am

I've got a few.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:55 am

Ian wrote:I've got a few.

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And good pictures of where they're kept. :tup:
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Post by Feck » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:01 am

Save one for the vatican .
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:02 am

Feck wrote:Save one for the vatican .
The S.J.'s have their own stock.
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Post by Azathoth » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:12 am

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:17 am

"Missing" is a loaded term. The preferred phrasing is "collateral damage". :tea:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:18 am

Xamonas Chegwé wrote:"Missing" is a loaded term. The preferred phrasing is "collateral damage". :tea:
Actually, the correct term is KIA-BNR.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:19 am

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Ian wrote:I've got a few.

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And good pictures of where they're kept. :tup:
In his trousers. :naughty:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 13, 2010 1:22 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Ian wrote:I've got a few.

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And good pictures of where they're kept. :tup:
In his trousers. :naughty:
The term "wet fire-cracker" comes to mind. :read:
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Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:52 am

They're not missing, they've just been declared in the debit ledger for the current financial year for tax purposes.

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:54 am

Clinton Huxley wrote:They're not missing, they've just been declared in the debit ledger for the current financial year for tax purposes.

Look after the kilotons and the megatons will look after themselves.
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Re: Up to 25 nuclear weapons may be missing.

Post by Clinton Huxley » Tue Apr 13, 2010 11:56 am

Little kilotons into magnificent megatons do grow...

Hang on, weren't these warheads used to re-start the Earth's core? I think I saw a film about it.....
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Re: Up to 25 nuclear weapons may be missing.

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Tue Apr 13, 2010 12:00 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:Little kilotons into magnificent megatons do grow...

Hang on, weren't these warheads used to re-start the Earth's core? I think I saw a film about it.....
That was the Mark IX, it's out of date by now.
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