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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:26 am

mozg wrote:I wish I was young enough to get this vaccination but the FDA considers me too damn old.

Oh well, I'm still not giving up blowjobs, cancer or no cancer.
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Post by Wumbologist » Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:09 am

If the lady of the house gets wind of this, it's going to be suicide time. :ddpan:

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Post by JimC » Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:25 am

mozg wrote:I wish I was young enough to get this vaccination but the FDA considers me too damn old.

Oh well, I'm still not giving up blowjobs, cancer or no cancer.
Couldn't you still get it from a private doctor, just not for free?
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Post by FBM » Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:54 am

This news blows.
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Post by Arse » Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:15 pm

I love this comment underneath the article...
Like many readers, I am disgusted at the purported increase of 'mouth sex' as the youth these days describe that filthy act. My niece told me that a 'penis tonguey' as she called it is the new kiss goodnight! Well what happened to the old kiss good night? And she's far too young to know, not even out of school! When I asked her where she'd learned about these ungodly acts, she told me she'd been told by a teacher during 'sex education' - I can't believe this is the kind of 'education' the children are getting these days! At least the Catholics and Muslims know how to do it properly in this modern age. Then she showed me on the internet and while I agree it is entertaining it is still disgusting and should be censored thank you.
Especially the bolded part. Yeah, they know how to do it properly because they've been practising on the altar boys and the kids in the madrassas.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:17 pm

Mmmm, penis tonguey......
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Mon Mar 29, 2010 1:18 pm

JimC wrote:
mozg wrote:I wish I was young enough to get this vaccination but the FDA considers me too damn old.

Oh well, I'm still not giving up blowjobs, cancer or no cancer.
Couldn't you still get it from a private doctor, just not for free?
It's a matter of who is allowed to receive it. FDA says there's an upper limit on safe application.
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Post by Rum » Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:59 pm

FBM wrote:This news blows.
Don't you mean 'sucks'?

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Post by CJ » Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:28 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
CJ wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
Many rich nations have launched HPV immunization programs for girls to try to protect them from the common sexually transmitted virus before they become sexually active.
And Texas, of course, is not one of them.
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Post by JimC » Mon Mar 29, 2010 8:25 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:
JimC wrote:
mozg wrote:I wish I was young enough to get this vaccination but the FDA considers me too damn old.

Oh well, I'm still not giving up blowjobs, cancer or no cancer.
Couldn't you still get it from a private doctor, just not for free?
It's a matter of who is allowed to receive it. FDA says there's an upper limit on safe application.
Can't think why there would be a safety problem for older people (obviously there would be some lower limit...)
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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Post by ficklefiend » Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:01 pm

JimC wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:
JimC wrote:
mozg wrote:I wish I was young enough to get this vaccination but the FDA considers me too damn old.

Oh well, I'm still not giving up blowjobs, cancer or no cancer.
Couldn't you still get it from a private doctor, just not for free?
It's a matter of who is allowed to receive it. FDA says there's an upper limit on safe application.
Can't think why there would be a safety problem for older people (obviously there would be some lower limit...)
I thought it was to catch the most possible girls before they have started having sex. It is not worthwhile if they have already come into contact with HPV. As usual, it is a cost thing.

You could also get the vaccine on the NHS if you were below 19 to cover those not in school, but it depended on your GP surgery. I was one year out I think, something like that.
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Post by ficklefiend » Tue Mar 30, 2010 1:09 pm

This has just made me send of an enquiry form to see what the price of the vaccine would be for me privately. Although I will not get the best protection that those who get it at 12 would, it could still be worth it. How can you argue with preventing cancer?
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Post by SevenOfNine » Thu Apr 01, 2010 6:43 am

No more pussy licking??? :lay: The end of civilization as we know it! :( :(
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Post by The Dawktor » Thu Apr 01, 2010 9:27 am

It is a risk that I am prepared to let her take! :ask:
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