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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:15 pm

http://hmthequeensdaimler.com/

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This beautiful car was delivered to her Majesty the Queen in June 2001. The car was specifically built for the Queen as her own private car and was used by her for 3 years. Delivered by Jaguar with 2,000 test miles the Queen used the car to travel to and from Buckingham Palace and Windsor Castle, to visit friends and travel around the Royal Estate in Windsor. She also used the car to attend church every Sunday and the car was also used to attend local and less high profile engagements.
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Post by Bella Fortuna » Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:17 pm

Ewww, she and Phil probably did it in the back seat... :?
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Post by Azathoth » Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:24 pm

Fuck the petrol bills for that with all the armour on it. They guzzle enough without doubling the weight.
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Post by RuleBritannia » Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:26 pm

CAREFULL LADY OWNER
Oxymoron.
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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:29 pm

RuleBritannia wrote:
CAREFULL LADY OWNER
Oxymoron.

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Post by CJ » Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:31 pm

RuleBritannia wrote:
CAREFULL LADY OWNER
Oxymoron.
OWNER! Not DRIVER!

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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Fri Mar 19, 2010 11:39 pm

CJ wrote:
RuleBritannia wrote:
CAREFULL LADY OWNER
Oxymoron.
OWNER! Not DRIVER!

Yeah, good point.
Her maj. was too busy shooting peasants from the car window to worry about driving. :tea:


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I missed out the "h" in pheasant. :pardon:
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Post by The Dawktor » Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:21 am

Bella Fortuna wrote:Ewww, she and Phil probably did it in the back seat... :?
What? Were incontinent a bit- probably! :ask:
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Post by FBM » Sat Mar 20, 2010 10:26 am

Deep Sea Isopod wrote:
CJ wrote:
RuleBritannia wrote:
CAREFULL LADY OWNER
Oxymoron.
OWNER! Not DRIVER!

Yeah, good point.
Her maj. was too busy shooting peasants from the car window to worry about driving. :tea:


OOPS! Typo!
I missed out the "h" in pheasant. :pardon:

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Post by kiki5711 » Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:00 am

How much? I need a car. I think I got $500 dollars saved so far. :ask: :ask:

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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:06 am

It's expected to go for more than £65,000.
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Post by kiki5711 » Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:08 am

Deep Sea Isopod wrote:It's expected to go for more than £65,000.
Do you think she'll take a monthly payment of $50?

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Post by Deep Sea Isopod » Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:10 am

kiki5711 wrote:
Deep Sea Isopod wrote:It's expected to go for more than £65,000.
Do you think she'll take a monthly payment of $50?

Given how weak the pound is to the dollar at the mo, it'll be payed off in six months. :hehe:
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Post by kiki5711 » Sat Mar 20, 2010 11:17 am

Deep Sea Isopod wrote:
kiki5711 wrote:
Deep Sea Isopod wrote:It's expected to go for more than £65,000.
Do you think she'll take a monthly payment of $50?

Given how weak the pound is to the dollar at the mo, it'll be payed off in six months. :hehe:
Just put the car on my ship and tell her I'll send the check right away. I'll give you $10 buck for helping.! :biggrin:

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