...with a 20 foot python...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=he6O9nZ3CZs&feature=sub[/youtube]
Just understand that God can call your child to him, through your python, at any time.
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A guy brought a Puma to the animal sanctuary I volunteered at in Indiana. He surrendered it and on the form you have to fill out he put "Grew too large for apartment" in the "Why?" field. A week later he came back. With four Indiana State Troopers. He pointed out the animal that had killed his wife. Three weeks earlier. The cat was ordered put down.
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This is a piss take, right?
"I should've checked on them before she went shopping and then to the movies?"
"he ate our Boston terrier a few months ago"?
"He misses Zack very much"?
And the subtitle on the screen. "Unpreventable Tragedies"?
"I should've checked on them before she went shopping and then to the movies?"
"he ate our Boston terrier a few months ago"?
"He misses Zack very much"?
And the subtitle on the screen. "Unpreventable Tragedies"?
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That's terrible all that plastic and clothes could make it ill .
Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
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At least we know it's an atheist.Feck wrote:That's terrible all that plastic and clothes could make it ill .
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No this is america.Deep Sea Isopod wrote:This is a piss take, right?
I'm wild just like a rock, a stone, a tree
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
And I'm free, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I flow, just like a brook, a stream, the rain
And I fly, just like a bird up in the sky
And I'll surely die, just like a flower plucked
And dragged away and thrown away
And then one day it turns to clay
It blows away, it finds a ray, it finds its way
And there it lays until the rain and sun
Then I breathe, just like the wind the breeze that blows
And I grow, just like a baby breastfeeding
And it's beautiful, that's life
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I didn't watch the video(I don't want to disturb the people reading here) but what did they do with the python after the event? I hope it's alright.
*ducks from all the shoes and miscellaneous items being thrown in my direction*
*ducks from all the shoes and miscellaneous items being thrown in my direction*
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- Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast.
- Name?
- Ahmed al-Rhazib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no… I mean male or female?
- Male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no! Deer run too fast.
Re: Pets that kill - it can happen to anyone...
"It's the moment that every family with a 20ft long python fears the most and it's one that you can't possibly prepare for"
"I mean you kinda think that a python isn't gonna bring your family anything but joy"
"It's the kind of thing you think can only happen to other people who have a 300lb python in the family"
"I mean you kinda think that a python isn't gonna bring your family anything but joy"
"It's the kind of thing you think can only happen to other people who have a 300lb python in the family"
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They sure made that Onion News Network text small.
'Religion has actually convinced people that there's an invisible man -- living in the sky -- who watches everything you do, every minute of every day. And the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do.. And if you do any of these ten things, he has a special place, full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish, where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever 'til the end of time! ..But He loves you.' - George Carlin
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I love Onion News!!
But not a joke, one of my uncles was eaten alive by a pig, when he was a baby. They left him in his crate in the farm and one of the big pigs went up and ate most of him before they killed it.
In my family, bacon is not pleasure. It is revenge.
But not a joke, one of my uncles was eaten alive by a pig, when he was a baby. They left him in his crate in the farm and one of the big pigs went up and ate most of him before they killed it.
In my family, bacon is not pleasure. It is revenge.
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Sisifo wrote:I love Onion News!!
But not a joke, one of my uncles was eaten alive by a pig, when he was a baby. They left him in his crate in the farm and one of the big pigs went up and ate most of him before they killed it.
In my family, bacon is not pleasure. It is revenge.
Give me the wine , I don't need the bread
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Those would be python boots, I assume.PairOfFeet wrote:I didn't watch the video(I don't want to disturb the people reading here) but what did they do with the python after the event? I hope it's alright.
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
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They also hate snakes. I saw a boar charge through an electrified fence after one once. He didn't even slow down.Sisifo wrote:I love Onion News!!
But not a joke, one of my uncles was eaten alive by a pig, when he was a baby. They left him in his crate in the farm and one of the big pigs went up and ate most of him before they killed it.
In my family, bacon is not pleasure. It is revenge.
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