Hillary Clinton shocked about an attempt at her life *gasp*

[MattHunX]

Hey, I've translated and posted a few articles from one of our celeb-newspapers on the "old" RDF forum. Here's one from today's paper:

In short, Hillary was shocked after learning about an assassination attempt at her the time she was in Nairobi in August, last year. The name of the man who was going to kill her is Muhamed Gelle. He new when Clinton will arrive, how many people will guard her, where will she stay, and even her schedule (or itinerary). Through his connections with Al-Kaida he was able to buy a rocket-launcher for a 1000 USD in Nairobi. Later he decided on suicide bombing the place, and he was caught in front of the hotel, with bombs strapped to him, near where Clinton was getting in her limo. From the documents he had on him, there were his orders, and his next mark would have been Kurt Westergaard.

And Clinton was *gasp* shocked that this information was kept from her and she spent a few days at a clinic, in January, in Washington. She decided on quitting politics and continue her carrier as a ?lawyer?. <<< Please, tell me this is true.

Well, what did she think went on behind the scenes? Did she honestly think they wouldn't make her a target? Naive female canine.

[HomerJay]

Later he decided on suicide bombing the place, and he was caught in front of the hotel, with bombs strapped to him, near where Clinton was getting in her limo. From the documents he had on him, there were his orders, and his next mark would have been Kurt Westergaard.

A suicide bomber planning his next attack?

mmkay...

[MattHunX]

Later he decided on suicide bombing the place, and he was caught in front of the hotel, with bombs strapped to him, near where Clinton was getting in her limo. From the documents he had on him, there were his orders, and his next mark would have been Kurt Westergaard.

A suicide bomber planning his next attack?

mmkay...

No. He later decided on suicide bombing. At first he was going to fire a rocket at her.
I'm assuming he didn't buy that rocket-launcher because he suffers from impulse-shopping. Oh, a window-shopping terrorist, imagine that. Sees that bazooka in the shop-window, "Oh, I just gotta have that!" or rather

[RPizzle]

Made for TV movie?