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"after consuming an unknown quantity of alcohol"

Post by FBM » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:17 pm

Any news story containing those words is gonna be worth a read. 8-)


http://edition.cnn.com/2010/US/02/04/mi ... index.html
Man hurt after homemade rocket explodes during party stunt
(CNN) -- A 62-year-old Michigan man was severely burned when a homemade rocket strapped on his back exploded while he slid down a snowy hill on a sled, authorities said this week.

The rocket stunt was the grand finale on Saturday during the man's annual sledding party at his Oakland County, Michigan, home, the sheriff's department said.

"He is known for doing 'crazy things' at his parties," an Oakland County sheriff's department statement said. "On this date, after consuming an unknown quantity of alcohol, he constructed a device out of a motorcycle muffler and pipe."

Inside the makeshift rocket, the victim placed gunpowder, heads from matches and gasoline. He donned a helmet and took a sled to the top of a snowy embankment.

"He asked another person to light a wick and then began to sled down a hill. At some point during the ride downhill, the device exploded. The results of the explosion were second-degree burns to the victim's face," the sheriff's department statement said.

No one else was injured during the incident.

The man, whose identity is not yet known, was hospitalized with significant damage to one of his eyes and could face criminal charges, authorities said.
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Re: "after consuming an unknown quantity of alcohol"

Post by Feck » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:48 pm

:doh: :doh: :doh: You don't make the fireworks when you are drunk . And you don't tie a badly made pipe bomb to your own back .
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Post by FBM » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:50 pm

Feck wrote::doh: :doh: :doh: You don't make the fireworks when you are drunk . And you don't tie a badly made pipe bomb to your own back .
Right. You get drunk, make a shitty attempt at a pipe bomb, then tie it to your best friend's back. :tup:
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Post by klr » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:50 pm

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Post by FBM » Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:57 pm

klr wrote:Soon to appear here:

http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/
2nd degree burns to the face may have removed this guy from the gene pool, come to think of it. :ask:
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Post by klr » Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:05 pm

notFBM wrote:
klr wrote:Soon to appear here:

http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/
2nd degree burns to the face may have removed this guy from the gene pool, come to think of it. :ask:
You certainly have a point, but the site is quite strict about removal being permanent and irreversible. Plastic surgery can do wonders apparently ... :hmph:

Still, what a twat. :lol:
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Post by FBM » Thu Feb 04, 2010 4:55 pm

klr wrote:
notFBM wrote:
klr wrote:Soon to appear here:

http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/
2nd degree burns to the face may have removed this guy from the gene pool, come to think of it. :ask:
You certainly have a point, but the site is quite strict about removal being permanent and irreversible. Plastic surgery can do wonders apparently ... :hmph:

Still, what a twat. :lol:
Fair enuff. I'm easy. Had he burnt his junk to the point that it was ineffective, he could have made it to the awards. I think we should encourage him to keep trying.
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Post by JimC » Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:13 pm

Drunken algebra...

Specially designed to solve for any unknown quantity of alcohol...
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Post by Feck » Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:23 pm

notFBM wrote:
klr wrote:
notFBM wrote:
klr wrote:Soon to appear here:

http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/
2nd degree burns to the face may have removed this guy from the gene pool, come to think of it. :ask:
You certainly have a point, but the site is quite strict about removal being permanent and irreversible. Plastic surgery can do wonders apparently ... :hmph:

Still, what a twat. :lol:
Fair enuff. I'm easy. Had he burnt his junk to the point that it was ineffective, he could have made it to the awards. I think we should encourage him to keep trying.
He should stick to smaller fireworks...... He could keep them in his trouser pockets .
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Post by Trolldor » Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:42 pm

notFBM wrote:Any news story containing those words is gonna be worth a read. 8-)


http://edition.cnn.com/2010/US/02/04/mi ... index.html
Man hurt after homemade rocket explodes during party stunt
(CNN) -- A 62-year-old Michigan man was severely burned when a homemade rocket strapped on his back exploded while he slid down a snowy hill on a sled, authorities said this week.

The rocket stunt was the grand finale on Saturday during the man's annual sledding party at his Oakland County, Michigan, home, the sheriff's department said.

"He is known for doing 'crazy things' at his parties," an Oakland County sheriff's department statement said. "On this date, after consuming an unknown quantity of alcohol, he constructed a device out of a motorcycle muffler and pipe."

Inside the makeshift rocket, the victim placed gunpowder, heads from matches and gasoline. He donned a helmet and took a sled to the top of a snowy embankment.

"He asked another person to light a wick and then began to sled down a hill. At some point during the ride downhill, the device exploded. The results of the explosion were second-degree burns to the victim's face," the sheriff's department statement said.

No one else was injured during the incident.

The man, whose identity is not yet known, was hospitalized with significant damage to one of his eyes and could face criminal charges, authorities said.
Wait...

"This man is known for doing crazy things"
and then
"The man, whose identity is not yet known"

lulwut?
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Re: "after consuming an unknown quantity of alcohol"

Post by klr » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:37 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:
notFBM wrote:Any news story containing those words is gonna be worth a read. 8-)


http://edition.cnn.com/2010/US/02/04/mi ... index.html
Man hurt after homemade rocket explodes during party stunt
(CNN) -- A 62-year-old Michigan man was severely burned when a homemade rocket strapped on his back exploded while he slid down a snowy hill on a sled, authorities said this week.

The rocket stunt was the grand finale on Saturday during the man's annual sledding party at his Oakland County, Michigan, home, the sheriff's department said.

"He is known for doing 'crazy things' at his parties," an Oakland County sheriff's department statement said. "On this date, after consuming an unknown quantity of alcohol, he constructed a device out of a motorcycle muffler and pipe."

Inside the makeshift rocket, the victim placed gunpowder, heads from matches and gasoline. He donned a helmet and took a sled to the top of a snowy embankment.

"He asked another person to light a wick and then began to sled down a hill. At some point during the ride downhill, the device exploded. The results of the explosion were second-degree burns to the victim's face," the sheriff's department statement said.

No one else was injured during the incident.

The man, whose identity is not yet known, was hospitalized with significant damage to one of his eyes and could face criminal charges, authorities said.
Wait...

"This man is known for doing crazy things"
and then
"The man, whose identity is not yet known"

lulwut?
"This man is known for doing crazy things" = known to the authorities. As in news reports here when they say that someone was "known to the police", meaning that the cops have a file on the person. :read:

"The man, whose identity is not yet known" = they haven't published the tosser's name yet.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:45 pm

notFBM wrote:
klr wrote:Soon to appear here:

http://www.darwinawards.com/stupid/
2nd degree burns to the face may have removed this guy from the gene pool, come to think of it. :ask:
He's 62. The disease has already been spread at this point.

(I wonder if I could get blueprints for that rocket?)
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Post by Feck » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:47 pm

MMM top class journalism there but still silly fuck set fire to his face when pissed, we don't need his name .(sub text is is easier to enjoy schadenfreude if it is impersonal )
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Post by Trolldor » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:49 pm

Really?
You're a hell of a lot more milder than myself. I prefer my shaudenfreude compelte with backstory, because Irony can be delicious.
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:52 pm

born-again-atheist wrote:Really?
You're a hell of a lot more milder than myself. I prefer my shaudenfreude compelte with backstory, because Irony can be delicious.
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