One for the military men among us!

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One for the military men among us!

Post by lofuji » Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:59 am

Can these Christian shitbags stoop any lower than this.

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Post by Trolldor » Wed Jan 20, 2010 10:55 am

Nothing quite as Christian as manufacturing parts for weapons.
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Re: One for the military men among us!

Post by charlou » Wed Jan 20, 2010 11:10 am

The layers of irony ... :nono:
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Post by JOZeldenrust » Wed Jan 20, 2010 12:57 pm

They 'run to biblical standards'. Does that mean they use pi = 3? I thought weapons generally required quite a bit of precision.

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Post by klr » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:03 pm

"Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition" :coffee:
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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:04 pm

I've seen priests bless cluster bombs, this is chump change.
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Post by klr » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:11 pm

Gawdzilla wrote:I've seen priests bless cluster bombs, this is chump change.
They didn't use the same blessing as for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch? :what:
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Post by Sisifo » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:11 pm

JOZeldenrust wrote:They 'run to biblical standards'. Does that mean they use pi = 3? I thought weapons generally required quite a bit of precision.
:coffeespray: :tup:

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:12 pm

klr wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:I've seen priests bless cluster bombs, this is chump change.
They didn't use the same blessing as for the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch? :what:
Beats me, it was in Spanish.
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Post by Trolldor » Wed Jan 20, 2010 1:31 pm

Charlou wrote:The layers of irony ... :nono:
A man once said that in time of war the loudest patriots are the greatest profiteers.
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US Military Arms Inscribed With Secret 'Jesus' Bible Code

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Post by The Dawktor » Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:44 am

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Re: One for the military men among us!

Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Fri Jan 22, 2010 11:57 am

I carved a little saying on the stock of my favorite long gun, "I bring you peace you will not find in this world."
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