U.S. to Capture Cow Farts to Save the Planet

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sat Dec 19, 2009 11:56 pm

I would glad pop out one of her eyes and skull fuck her. In front of her kids.
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Post by Ian » Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:01 am

Gawdzilla wrote:I would glad pop out one of her eyes and skull fuck her. In front of her kids.
Ditto. But I'll be even happier if she's the Republican nominee in 2012. Obama would win re-election in an enormous landslide. :tup:

And if she is ever elected to a national office, well... I won't hold myself responsible for my actions. :twisted:

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Post by Gawdzilla Sama » Sun Dec 20, 2009 12:05 am

Ian wrote:
Gawdzilla wrote:I would glad pop out one of her eyes and skull fuck her. In front of her kids.
Ditto. But I'll be even happier if she's the Republican nominee in 2012. Obama would win re-election in an enormous landslide. :tup:

And if she is ever elected to a national office, well... I won't hold myself responsible for my actions. :twisted:
True. I would donate money to her campaign. Imagine the chimp they'd have to find to be her running mate to make her look good.

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Post by FBM » Sun Dec 20, 2009 2:13 am

What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her cu....womb?
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Post by lofuji » Sun Dec 20, 2009 8:49 am

notFBM wrote:What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her cu....womb?
Her cunt womb is closer to the body part she speaks out of?
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Post by FBM » Sun Dec 20, 2009 9:37 am

lofuji wrote:
notFBM wrote:What's the difference between Sarah Palin's mouth and her cu....womb?
Her cunt womb is closer to the body part she speaks out of?
That works for me, but I'd have to PM the original answer. It's pretty...inappropriate. :pardon:
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Re: U.S. to Capture Cow Farts to Save the Planet

Post by maiforpeace » Mon Dec 21, 2009 3:51 pm

How come they don't show the back end? That look of alarm on the poor cow's face in the second photo suggests the farmer stuck something up the dell...



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