Nuke Attack Boat USS La Jolla Skipper Fired...
Nuke Attack Boat USS La Jolla Skipper Fired...
HONOLULU — The commander of the nuclear attack submarine USS La Jolla based at Pearl Harbor was relieved of his post Friday “due to a loss of confidence in his ability to command,” the U.S. Pacific Fleet submarine force said...
And in an unrelated story, Complacency caused sub collision
And in an unrelated story, Complacency caused sub collision
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Re: Nuke Attack Boat USS La Jolla Skipper Fired...
And here I thought we had fired off a nuke! With misleading headlines like that you should write for a newspaper.
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Re: Nuke Attack Boat USS La Jolla Skipper Fired...
Great idea! I'llk apply first thing tomorrowandrewclunn wrote:And here I thought we had fired off a nuke! With misleading headlines like that you should write for a newspaper.

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Was his name Queeg, by chance? 

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Recently a British and a French nuclear submarine pranged each other in the Atlantic and didn't know, thought they'd hit some debris.
Those crazy submariners!
Those crazy submariners!
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Clinton Huxley wrote:Those crazy submariners!




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It's true, I heard this story of a US sub captain who tried to fire off a nuke and start WWIII. Ended up with a mutiny on the sub, gun fire, the lot.......it was in that documentary, Crimson Tide.BrettA wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:Those crazy submariners!![]()
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Doumentary... right. I humbly submit that the testing we go through would make us less crazy than the average... So, if we wanna start out with a baseline of say,Clinton Huxley wrote:It's true, I heard this story of a US sub captain who tried to fire off a nuke and start WWIII. Ended up with a mutiny on the sub, gun fire, the lot.......it was in that documentary, Crimson Tide.BrettA wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:Those crazy submariners!![]()
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"Those crazy H. sapiens sapiens..." or similar... OK. Just sayin'

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Aye, I expect you are right. Thinking about it, a nuclear sub captain, experienced at being submerged for months at a time, would be a good candidate for a manned Mars mission.BrettA wrote:Doumentary... right. I humbly submit that the testing we go through would make us less crazy than the average... So, if we wanna start out with a baseline of say,Clinton Huxley wrote:It's true, I heard this story of a US sub captain who tried to fire off a nuke and start WWIII. Ended up with a mutiny on the sub, gun fire, the lot.......it was in that documentary, Crimson Tide.BrettA wrote:Clinton Huxley wrote:Those crazy submariners!![]()
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"Those crazy H. sapiens sapiens..." or similar... OK. Just sayin'
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JimC wrote:Was his name Queeg, by chance?

The Caine Mutiny was one of Humphrey Bogart's best ever performances IMHO, but he lost out in the Best Actor Oscar contest that year to Marlon Brando.
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I've not seen The Caine Mutiny. Have to root that out.
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Re: Nuke Attack Boat USS La Jolla Skipper Fired...
Spooky! I watched the Caine Mutiny last night...what a movie!JimC wrote:Was his name Queeg, by chance?
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Well, now CH has a couple of endorsements.BlackBart wrote:Spooky! I watched the Caine Mutiny last night...what a movie!JimC wrote:Was his name Queeg, by chance?

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Re: Nuke Attack Boat USS La Jolla Skipper Fired...
And another from me. I am a huge Bogey fan and that is one of his best.klr wrote:Well, now CH has a couple of endorsements.BlackBart wrote:Spooky! I watched the Caine Mutiny last night...what a movie!JimC wrote:Was his name Queeg, by chance?

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