Chronicles of a Stillborn Zombie Coup

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Post by L'Emmerdeur » Thu Jul 03, 2025 3:24 am

There's a fair bit of rotten meat to be sliced when confronting the "It's alive!!!!!" phase. I admit I've pondered on various approaches to the dismayingly dystopian outcome.

Brief synopsis: Element 1: A fully televised and purely anti-patriotic assault on American democracy inspired and egged on by Trump. About 1,500 people convicted of or pleaded guilty to the crimes they perpetrated while participating in the assault.

Element 2: A significant number of people who'd voted for Biden said, 'Trump and his blatantly authoritarian ambitions, his pretentions to a monarchy--meh. Doesn't bother me enough to vote for Harris.' Not particularly amazing, knowing the American public. Still bothersome.

This item at least hints at the morbid progress of the stillborn zombie coup.

'Pardoned Jan. 6 Rioter Who Threatened Police Joins Justice Dept.'
A former F.B.I. agent who was charged with encouraging the mob that stormed the Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021, to kill police officers has been named as an adviser to the Justice Department task force that President Trump established to seek retribution against his political enemies.

The former agent, Jared L. Wise, is serving as a counselor to Ed Martin, the director of the so-called Weaponization Working Group, according to people familiar with the group’s activities.

Mr. Martin, a longtime supporter of Jan. 6 defendants, was put in charge of the weaponization group in May after Mr. Trump withdrew his name for a Senate-confirmed position as the U.S. attorney in Washington. His nomination faltered in part because of the work he had done as an advocate and defense lawyer for people charged in connection with the Capitol attack.

Even in a Justice Department that has often been pressed into serving Mr. Trump’s political agenda, the appointment of Mr. Wise to the weaponization task force was a remarkable development. His selection meant that a man who had urged violence against police officers was now responsible for the department’s official effort to exact revenge against those who had tried to hold the rioters accountable.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Jul 03, 2025 5:42 am

The Weaponization Working Group certainly sounds like a group working at weaponisation. It also sounds a bit like saying you're going to be employing the Sturmabteilung as glazers.
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Post by JimC » Thu Jul 03, 2025 9:04 pm

The Night of the Long Knives is coming...
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Post by L'Emmerdeur » Sat Dec 06, 2025 12:29 am

Cunt wrote:
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So was there word on the pipe bomb in there? Or is it the same 'cat burglar' type who planted cocaine in the white house?

Must be really tough to figure out who did stuff like that, without cameras in place.

Maybe if they nudge taxes up a bit, they can afford some...

Do you expect legislators to be out in the streets of DC with magnifying glasses sleuthing after the pipe bomber? Do you believe that the FBI has ignored the pipe bomber? Really, why are you so fixated on the pipe bomber?

Just kidding, I know why. You use an unresolved element of the events of that day to dismiss any and all information that is actually known about the day. Here's a clue: it doesn't make you look clever or informed, but rather the opposite. So, maybe it was antifa! Would that exonerate the mob and those who encouraged them? Like your fixation on Officer Johnson, it's merely an excuse to dismiss the whole affair and write off the information presented by the committee as a 'clown show.' It's a transparent and ridiculous ruse, but I suppose it probably made for an interesting podcast.
Not at all, just highlighting how the people in charge, years later, still don't think you or I deserve to know the truth. Maybe after all the trials are done, they'll come clean.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Dec 06, 2025 8:10 am

The whole thing was made up by lefties. It was just a few out of state tourists who all just happened to visit the capitol at the same time - and the riot everyone saw on TV was actually generated by an AI that had been sent back in time by future Democrats.
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Post by L'Emmerdeur » Tue Jan 13, 2026 5:30 pm

^^ That approximates the low level of cogency/lack of connection to reality found in many of the decayed 'breaking story' rodents that Cnut is so fond of dragging hither, so well done I guess. ;)




The Jan. 6 pipe bomber has said that he voted for Trump twice (presumably 2020 and 2024). His lawyer says that he should be covered under Trump's blanket pardon of Jan. 6 offenders.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Jan 13, 2026 8:02 pm

Sure. Let him off. What does it matter?
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Post by Tero » Wed Jan 14, 2026 4:17 pm

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These people and homeland scurity will be marching around on election day 2026. It is the job ob blue state governors to activate national gurad, and pay them for the week. To do nothing. Otherwise Trump and Miller will employ them to march around and scare people from polling places.
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Post by L'Emmerdeur » Tue Apr 14, 2026 9:22 pm

What was the hold-up? This should have been done back when the blithering messiah pardoned the rest of his drooling mob.

'Trump DOJ moves to vacate seditious conspiracy convictions of Proud Boys leaders'
The Justice Department on Tuesday opted to vacate the seditious conspiracy convictions of Proud Boys leaders involved in the Jan. 6, 2021, attacks on the Capitol, according to reports.

Members of the far-right group Ethan Nordean, Joseph Biggs, Zachary Rehl, and Dominic Pezzola were all convicted of crimes related to leading hundreds of their allies to the Capitol building, Politico senior legal affairs reporter Kyle Cheney wrote on X. Their lengthy sentences were previously commuted, but not pardoned by President Donald Trump.

"In a simultaneous filing, DOJ is moving to drop similar convictions against the Oath Keepers leaders who were similarly charged/convicted," Cheney added.

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Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Apr 15, 2026 12:39 am

It's unprincipled. :tea: But they do insist on telling us that's how the world is. Like that had just occurred to them, or like they finally had the courage to just say it. :lol:
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Post by L'Emmerdeur » Sun May 03, 2026 11:43 pm

Rudy Giuliani's in critical condition undergoing intensive care. For now his ailment remains undisclosed.

Heart attack or stroke are the ones I thought of given his pre-existing condition: overwrought octogenarian arsehole. Leaning toward stroke, but it's really a corn toss.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon May 04, 2026 8:10 am

6:1 on liver failure.
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Post by L'Emmerdeur » Wed May 06, 2026 2:12 pm

None of the above. Apparently it's the 'old man's friend' pneumonia.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed May 06, 2026 7:22 pm

I bet he's dying for a cigarette. :smoke:
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Post by L'Emmerdeur » Fri May 22, 2026 7:27 pm

Rudy's still messin' around.

Meanwhile in Colorado the governor, the Democratic governor mind you, has commuted the sentence of the Trumpist harridan who intentionally compromised the security of the 2020 presidential election in Colorado. She was convicted of four felonies by a jury of her peers but the governor decided two years in prison was sufficient. Because reasons. Some NPCs are displeased, as seen below.

'A Democratic Governor Just Failed Our Democracy in the Worst Possible Way'
Tina Peters, one of the few election deniers to actually face consequences for criminal conduct related to the 2020 election, will be a free woman in less than two weeks’ time. Rather than receiving leniency from a fellow election-denying MAGA leader, Peters’ freedom will be thanks to a Democratic politician who should know better, Colorado Gov. Jared Polis. Last week, Polis tried to quietly announce that he had commuted her nine-year prison sentence, but the news immediately caught fire. Polis is being eviscerated for his decision, which was made after years of pressure from President Donald Trump. Worse yet, Polis has singlehandedly set a dangerous precedent for other states attempting to stave off a president unafraid to bully his perceived opponents into oblivion. Plus, it sends the signal that there will be few consequences for election officials who abuse their power to support Trump’s election denialism when the United States is just six months away from a consequential midterm election cycle.

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When asked to explain why he chose to commute Peters’ prison sentence, [Governor Polis] told CNN that though he believed she held strange beliefs, “We don’t punish people in this country for having strange beliefs,” then argued that “the place to resolve those differences is by debate, by discourse, by arguing with her, with by disputing her, not for keeping her behind bars simply because of what she believes or says.”

Contrary to what Polis implied, a jury did not choose to convict Peters because of her words. They did so because of her actions, which included attempting to influence a public servant, conspiracy to commit criminal impersonation, official misconduct, and failure to comply with the secretary of state. “It is pretty clear that [Peters] did this not really out of any personal conviction that the election system was incorrect, hacked, or crooked, but the judge essentially concluded she had done so because she’s a suspicious, self-promoting charlatan,” Frank Bowman, a former federal prosecutor and pardon expert, told me. “I think it was a very bad judgment on the part of Gov. Polis to commute her sentence.”

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The judge who initially presided over her case made no mention of Peters’ speech, or that he felt she honestly believed the election lies she was spewing. Quite the opposite, the judge concluded Peters made every effort to undermine the integrity of U.S. elections and the public’s trust in our institutions. “That’s an absolutely appropriate reason to impose a lengthened sentence on this woman, and the fact that the court of appeals somehow concludes this is a violation of Peters’ First Amendment rights is really quite hard to accept. It just isn’t that,” Bowman [former federal prosecutor who specializes in pardons] said.

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[Despite his protestations, it definitely looks like Governor Polis is tugging his forelock to Trump after Trump withheld federal money from Colorado and is threatening to withhold around $1 billion more.]

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Ironically, Bowman explained that Peters’ commutation is even at odds with Polis’ own criminal justice policies, which have been in line with conservatives’ favored law-and-order approach and caused a major backlog in Colorado’s prison system.

Making Peters’ commutation even worse is the fact that Vice President J.D. Vance suggested on Tuesday that she would be eligible for the highly dubious $1.8 billion “anti-weaponization” slush fund Trump’s Department of Justice just established. “The general message is that the people who tried to undercut the validity of the 2020 election are not guilty of anything. They are, in some weird, twisted way, sort of international heroes,” Bowman said. “I think Polis contributes to that narrative by issuing a commutation in this case.”

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