All things Boris: has it really come to this?

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Post by Svartalf » Fri Dec 24, 2021 9:56 pm

David Cameron couldn't get away with people knowing he had gotten head from a dead pig... does he mean bojo can?
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Post by Scot Dutchy » Sat Dec 25, 2021 8:09 am

Well bojo is the all dancing motherfucker. We dont know for certain how many offspring he has sired for a start.
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Re: All things Boris: has it really come to this?

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Feb 08, 2022 9:58 am

Boris accuses leader of the opposition of 'failing to prosecuting [the paedophile] Jimmy Saville' when he was head of the prosecution service. Yesterday Keith was mobbed outside parliament by antivaxxers shouting "Paedo" and "Jimmy Saville" as well as calling him a traitor. Boris condemned the protestors but was unrepentant about his remarks, which have been widely criticised by all sides.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Sun May 29, 2022 8:35 am

Forward, to the past.
Boris Johnson will reportedly announce the return of imperial measurements to mark the Queen’s platinum jubilee, in an apparent attempt to garner support among Brexiter voters in battleground seats that the Conservatives are in danger of losing.

The prime minister, under increasing pressure after further damaging revelations in the Partygate scandal, is expected to announce next week that British shops will be allowed to sell products in pounds and ounces to coincide with celebrations for the monarch’s 70 years on the throne.

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Post by JimC » Sun May 29, 2022 8:54 am

In my (brief) career as a dope dealer, I'd buy a pound of grass, and divide it into ounces for sale. I'd do this by furtively using the Zoology Department's balances, using of course standard metric units - 28 grams was close enough! The dope industry was conservative in its choice of measurement units...

Typically, I'd sell 15 ounces for the same price as I paid for the pound, getting a free ounce out of the deal. Quite ethical, IMO... :tea:
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Post by aufbahrung » Sun May 29, 2022 6:23 pm

JimC wrote:
Sun May 29, 2022 8:54 am
In my (brief) career as a dope dealer, I'd buy a pound of grass, and divide it into ounces for sale. I'd do this by furtively using the Zoology Department's balances, using of course standard metric units - 28 grams was close enough! The dope industry was conservative in its choice of measurement units...

Typically, I'd sell 15 ounces for the same price as I paid for the pound, getting a free ounce out of the deal. Quite ethical, IMO... :tea:
That's the point. Make voting Boris pay for all the little boris sharks further down the new found corrupt state food chain. Confusing imperial system is there to make those with any mathematic or slow to speed deficit pay twice.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Jun 15, 2022 5:40 pm

Conservative monsters Johnson, the Billionaire's Bitch!

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Post by Brian Peacock » Tue Jul 05, 2022 5:13 pm

Some are saying that Boris will be gone soon - possibly very soon - after two former Goldman Sachs executives, Sajid Javid at Health and Rishi Sunak at the Treasury, resign from government.



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Post by Animavore » Tue Jul 05, 2022 7:34 pm

Bit of a scamp that fellow.
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Post by rainbow » Tue Jul 05, 2022 8:13 pm

Animavore wrote:
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Bit of a scamp that fellow.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Wed Jul 06, 2022 7:35 am

Animavore wrote:Bit of a scamp that fellow.
Yes, somewhat of a wag, wot wot.
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Post by rainbow » Wed Jul 06, 2022 7:11 pm

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Post by Svartalf » Wed Jul 06, 2022 7:48 pm

Has he thrown the towel?
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Post by L'Emmerdeur » Wed Jul 06, 2022 8:53 pm

rainbow wrote:
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