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Post by tattuchu » Sun Nov 19, 2017 1:58 pm

Man Accidentally Shoots Self, Wife During Gun Safety Discussion
The gun went off while the man was showing it to other people in a church.

"A Tennessee man accidentally shot himself and his wife Thursday during a discussion at their church about gun safety concerns.

Local news station WATE reports that the man and his wife, whose names have not been released, were attending a social club meeting at the First United Methodist Church in Tellico Plains. The club is unaffiliated with the church itself.

“We were talking about concealed carry and protecting ourselves,” witness Ray Zillick told WATE.

During the discussion, one attendee pulled out his own gun to show others. The exact details of how the gun went off are somewhat unclear.

Tellico Plains Police Department Chief Russ Parks told the Knoxville News Sentinel that the man pulled the trigger after declaring the gun was unloaded — apparently forgetting he had just loaded it. However, Zillick said that the man accidentally squeezed the trigger while pulling the gun out of his pocket.

When the gun went off, the bullet hit the man’s right hand before going through his wife’s abdomen and forearm. The husband and wife, both in their 80s, each suffered from injuries that were not life-threatening.

Parks told ABC News that the man was carrying the gun legally and that no charges will be filed."

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/hu ... mg00000009

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Post by Tero » Sun Nov 19, 2017 2:19 pm

I think we need to have the 80-year olds carry guns from now on as well. Because, with Medicare killed by Ryan and McConnell, guns are a handy way to end it all.

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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Nov 19, 2017 3:42 pm

If only the wife was packing she might have been able to shoot him first.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Nov 19, 2017 4:49 pm

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Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Nov 19, 2017 5:19 pm

It just went off is the oldest trick in the book. You can only use it once though.

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Post by laklak » Sun Nov 19, 2017 6:48 pm

AI sniper?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Tero » Sun Nov 19, 2017 7:16 pm

No. Contract killer. Sure. You just need to get close to your victim. "I was going for my phone. It just went off."

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Post by mistermack » Sun Nov 19, 2017 7:31 pm

I don't know if this clip is genuine, but it does sound kosher.

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