Chinese Yoof unfit for Military Service

[Alan B]

Masturbation and soft drinks make Chinese youths unfit for army service

IBT

The Chinese military said a rising tide of potential recruits are unfit to join the largest army in the world – blaming junk food, smartphones and excessive masturbation.
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The report added that a number of potential recruits showed medical indications of liver and kidney problems, caused by too many of sugary soft drinks, alcohol and snack foods such as crackers.
It added that around 8% of male applicants had larger-than-normal testicular veins caused by frequent masturbation, a condition that could be made worse by diving, parachuting or enduring a big temperature change.
A number of recruits also fell short on eyesight and weight standards, with the report blaming an overuse of smartphones and unhealthy diets.

Now, I can understand junk food & smartphones contributing to overweight and lack of exercise - but, wanking?

If the yoof found a partner and fucked 'properly' would that not give the same 'result'...

[NineBerry]

People wanking causes ideological problems. When men find out that they can have fun without women, they might also get the idea that they can organize their lives without the communist party.

[Svartalf]

dunno, I've been a lifelong wanker, I still prefer to do it with women, and I'm still a leftie, though I never was part of the Party.

[JimC]

dunno, I've been a lifelong wanker, I still prefer to do it with women, and I'm still a leftie, though I never was part of the Party.

But you would be quite unsuitable to be a Private in the Red Chinese Army, so their assertion is proved!

[Svartalf]

indeed, I'm officer material, no less.

[Hermit]

indeed, I'm officer material, no less.

You're a Major.

Major calamity.

Or a General, even.

General failure.

[rainbow]

caused by frequent masturbation, a condition that could be made worse by diving, parachuting or enduring a big temperature change.

While parachuting?
Could be dangerous.

[mistermack]

The Chinese officer class should not abuse their privates in public like that. It's not decent.

[Jason]

How much wanking do you have to do to get veins popping on your testes?

I bet there's a fetish for that. Testicle veins. Hawt.

[Jason]

Hmm it's called Varicocele and it's surprisingly less sexy than it sounds. Also masturbation is not a suspected cause.



https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varicocele

[laklak]

Doesn't matter, they'll just overrun us with several million fat wankers.

[Jason]