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Large numbers of nukes missing

Post by cronus » Sat Jul 15, 2017 1:28 pm

OK....A few dozen but.....these are nukes. :hairfire:
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Post by pErvinalia » Sat Jul 15, 2017 2:05 pm

Have you checked between the couch cushions?
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Post by Hermit » Sat Jul 15, 2017 3:25 pm

My neighbour's dog is really big and a bit dopey. He mistakes rockets for oversized bones, brings them home and buries them in the backyard.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Jul 15, 2017 4:36 pm

It's not my fault. I just turned my back for a minute.
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Re: Large numbers of nukes missing

Post by Rum » Sat Jul 15, 2017 4:45 pm

There's a car boot sale down the road tomorrow. I'll check it out.

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Re: Large numbers of nukes missing

Post by Alan B » Sat Jul 15, 2017 5:17 pm

Large number of links missing...
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Re: Large numbers of nukes missing

Post by Hermit » Sat Jul 15, 2017 7:00 pm

Alan B wrote:Large number of links missing...
Here's one. A nine year old report says that up to 50 nuclear warheads are believed to have gone missing during the Cold War.
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Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Sat Jul 15, 2017 7:03 pm

Meh. They'll turn up eventually. They're probably with all the odd socks somewhere.
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Re: Large numbers of nukes missing

Post by laklak » Sat Jul 15, 2017 8:43 pm

I've got a couple for sale. Fell off the truck, they did.
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Re: Large numbers of nukes missing

Post by pErvinalia » Sun Jul 16, 2017 1:27 am

Alan B wrote:Large number of links missing...
:lol: :clap:
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