My Personal Letter from Theresa May

[pErvinalia]

The legislation only applies to human candidates. Given Theresa is a zombie, she's exempt from them.

[Alan B]

If she's electioneering on government stationary or money she's breaking the law. If she's electioneering at the parties expense the cost has to be accounted for within the constituency in line with Electoral Commission standards.

OK. But there is no mention in the letter or in the fine print in the margins that the letter originated from or was paid for by the local constituency.
At the bottom of the first page is this:
"Promoted by Alan Mobbutt on behalf of the Conservative Party, both of Matthew Parker Street, London.SW1H 9HQ. Printed by St. Ives PLC, One Tudor Street, London, EC4Y 0AH."

There is also a code in the margin: 0101\0064870\C046781\J1O8681_C01_R01_S02 (which could be a printer's code).

There are also two Q Code boxes next to my name & address only one of which produces a number with no meaning. The other Q Code cannot be deciphered by 'Q Droid'.

[JimC]

Alan, you are trying to fight the guile and might of the Lizard Lords. Keep an eye out for the black helicopters...

[Alan B]

Don't worry, I've got my Harry Potter Invisibility Cloak with me...

They'll never catch me! Muwahaha