Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

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Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by JimC » Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:37 pm

I haven't heard of them giving people the trots before...
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Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by Svartalf » Wed Jun 15, 2016 11:47 pm

well, it's very fatty, so it would sure grease the bolus and ease its passing
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Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by JimC » Thu Jun 16, 2016 1:04 am

Svartalf wrote:well, it's very fatty, so it would sure grease the bolus and ease its passing
Biologically, that only works if the fat or oil is not digested - the fat in avocado would be well and truly digested before it reached the large intestine...
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Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by Svartalf » Thu Jun 16, 2016 1:26 am

don't use your science to confuse us with facts, I had Nineberry's problem nicely explained and all and now I have to find another explanation.
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Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jun 16, 2016 1:32 am

It's because Nineberry is a Cherman.
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Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by JimC » Thu Jun 16, 2016 1:42 am

It is well known that all Germans have peculiar digestive systems. :tea:
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Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by Svartalf » Thu Jun 16, 2016 1:58 am

Does Hermit, another German, have similar difficulties with avocado?
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Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by JimC » Thu Jun 16, 2016 2:42 am

Svartalf wrote:Does Hermit, another German, have similar difficulties with avocado?
eRv wrote:Yes.
But that's only because he will insist on shoving them up his arse...
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Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by Svartalf » Thu Jun 16, 2016 2:55 am

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Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu Jun 16, 2016 8:24 am

Damn high in calories. Very fattening. :tdown:
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Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by Svartalf » Thu Jun 16, 2016 8:26 am

but tasty... chips and guacamole are one snack I just can't pass by.
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Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu Jun 16, 2016 8:28 am

OMG!!! :ab:

The calories.
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Re: Avocado shortage fuels crime wave in New Zealand

Post by Svartalf » Thu Jun 16, 2016 8:35 am

OMG :smoke: the TASTE
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