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Curry chef reveals secret ingredient

Post by Tyrannical » Thu Apr 14, 2016 6:29 am

Curry chef reveals secret ingredient

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... asons.html
Curry house chef prepared food after wiping his bottom with his bare hands because he doesn't use toilet paper for 'cultural reasons'
Mahbub Chowdhury, 46, from Swindon, ran the Yeahya Flavour of Asia
Inspectors found bottle in kitchen that was covered in 'faecal matter'
Chef filled it with water from kitchen taps before using it to clean backside
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Re: Curry chef reveals secret ingredient

Post by devogue » Thu Apr 14, 2016 7:45 am

So he used water instead of toilet roll. All good.

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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Apr 14, 2016 7:56 am

Gordon Ramsey uses a swans neck on a stick.
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Post by JimC » Thu Apr 14, 2016 10:00 am

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Post by Svartalf » Thu Apr 14, 2016 10:04 am

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Post by Brian Peacock » Sat Apr 16, 2016 8:31 pm

Micheal Pierre White uses a spoon he keeps tied to his apron with a Turkey's tendon.
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Post by laklak » Sat Apr 16, 2016 8:41 pm

I use my prehensile dick.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Apr 17, 2016 12:55 am

I just leave the shit to dry and harden around my anus.
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