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by Tyrannical » Thu Apr 14, 2016 6:29 am
Curry chef reveals secret ingredient
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article ... asons.html
Curry house chef prepared food after wiping his bottom with his bare hands because he doesn't use toilet paper for 'cultural reasons'
Mahbub Chowdhury, 46, from Swindon, ran the Yeahya Flavour of Asia
Inspectors found bottle in kitchen that was covered in 'faecal matter'
Chef filled it with water from kitchen taps before using it to clean backside

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by devogue » Thu Apr 14, 2016 7:45 am
So he used water instead of toilet roll. All good.
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by Brian Peacock » Thu Apr 14, 2016 7:56 am
Gordon Ramsey uses a swans neck on a stick.
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by JimC » Thu Apr 14, 2016 10:00 am
Merde!
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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by Svartalf » Thu Apr 14, 2016 10:04 am
eat it
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by Brian Peacock » Sat Apr 16, 2016 8:31 pm
Micheal Pierre White uses a spoon he keeps tied to his apron with a Turkey's tendon.
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by laklak » Sat Apr 16, 2016 8:41 pm
I use my prehensile dick.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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by pErvinalia » Sun Apr 17, 2016 12:55 am
I just leave the shit to dry and harden around my anus.
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