Cameron; A Perverse Taste For The Bacon ??

[mistermack]

There must be a new nickname that might stick for Cameron now.
What about Hameron? Or Spameron?

Or pigfucker Dave.

[Brian Peacock]

[JimC]

This thread is enough to turn one somewhat Islamic! Or Jewish, even!

[Svartalf]

No way anybody will cut me

[cronus]

Corbyn says his party welcomes Trotskyists does he mean Tories for Corbyn?

[Brian Peacock]

Oink!

Traumatic anal intercourse with a pig,
or,
He loved pigs too much

It’s always interesting when individuals of two different species strike up a relationship. This might be a hunting partnership (raptor species have been reported co-operating to flush prey, as have coyotes and American badgers), an alliance where species warn each other of approaching predators (as in the case of co-operating monkeys and duikers)… or a sexual relationship where individuals engage in bizarre cases of interspecies intercourse. I’m not about to start documenting medical anomalies at Tet Zoo, but I will admit a certain visceral fondness of Kirov et al. (2002), a paper that reports a most remarkable and eye-watering case of zoophilia…

A 62 year old male Bulgarian farmer suffered from abdominal pain, and it was eventually discovered that the cause of the pain was a 0.5 cm ragged tear of the rectal wall. This was repaired and the patient recovered without event. But how exactly had he received this unfortunate injury? Despite early reluctance to discuss it, he later admitted that the injury had been received during sexual intercourse with a boar. The pig penis is somewhat different from the sort of anatomy that we’re more familiar with. For one thing, the organ is twisted, with the right corpus cavernosum more strongly developed than the left. The retractor muscle is also attached asymmetrically [the tip of a pig penis is shown in image at top. The arrow points to the urethral orifice]. Believe it or don’t, by contracting its retractor muscles, a boar makes its penis move in a semi-rotary fashion, and by causing this movement a mating boar can achieve ejaculation even when not thrusting the pelvis in the normal fashion. A glans is absent, and instead the tip of the organ is twisted with a curved and pointed end. If you’re curious as to how female pigs cope with all of this, their anatomy is also quite different from what we’re used to: spiralling transverse ridges on the walls of the cervix accommodate the twisted penis, and yes I do mean cervix and not vagina, as the penis actually engages with the cervix during mating. The penis is between 45 and 62 cm long (measured along the curves of course). If you want to know more about the genitals of pigs, Bora wrote about them at A Blog Around the Clock back in 2006 (here).

More + pictures : http://scienceblogs.com/tetrapodzoology ... -too-much/

[surreptitious57]

Luckily for me death is an illusion

Your body might not agree with you

[JimC]

Is this still playing out in British politics, or is Cameron Mr Teflon?

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Is this still playing out in British politics, or is Cameron Mr Teflon?

Sadly, his political opponents in Parliament have deemed it beneath their dignity to raise the matter. However, there were plenty of pigmasks and oinking outside of the Tory conference this week!

[cronus]

http://newsthump.com/2015/10/07/man-who ... gh-ground/

Man who fucked a dead pig somehow claims moral high ground

David Cameron has described Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn as a Britain-hating terrorist sympathiser, seemingly forgetting that he fucked a dead pig’s head.

The prime minister used his Conservative conference headline speech to deliver important messages that Tory spin doctors hope will draw people’s imagination away from Cameron penetrating a deceased pig.

Conservative voter Simon Williams said he was delighted to see the prime minister fighting back against the incessant character attacks emanating from the Corbyn camp.

“Well, no, I can’t name one single example of Corbyn mentioning the pig-fucking revelations or anything else from Lord Ashcroft’s book.”

“But that’s not the point, what’s important is that the prime minister takes the moral high ground by lashing out first with barely disguised lies and half-truths about the opposition.”

“Yes, it’s like a pre-emptive strike, the sort that Jeremy Corbyn definitely wouldn’t use if he had access to the nuclear button.”

“So what if the prime minister fucked a dead pig? At least he’s not, you know, an old beardy twat.”

Though Labour officials have refused to be drawn on allegations David Cameron fucked a dead pig, supporters of the party have no such reservation.

As one explained, “Jeremy Corbyn didn’t want to sing God Save the Queen and said it was a tragedy that Osama Bin Laden didn’t stand trial – and David Cameron put his penis inside the mouth of a dead pig to impress a room full of rich arseholes.”

“Just the facts there, so you should just make up your own mind who the morally bankrupt one actually is.”

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