Dumb people make the news

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Post by Audley Strange » Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:33 am

Not Immediately Released? What a stupid name, no wonder he blew his brains out.
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Re: Dumb people make the news

Post by JimC » Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:39 am

I once knew a young lady who claimed she could blow my brains out...

She lied...
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Re: Dumb people make the news

Post by Svartalf » Mon Mar 17, 2014 8:54 am

That's a common claim among a certain type of skanks... they rarely deliver on the promise.
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Re: Dumb people make the news

Post by Tero » Thu Apr 10, 2014 2:47 am

Tea party girl did not know how to vote
In 2010, Victoria Jackson wrote in an article that she did not learn how to vote until the 2000 presidential election. She maintains a personal website containing numerous postings highlighting her conservative political views. She criticized Democrats during the 2008 general election campaign, particularly presidential nominee Senator Barack Obama and Minnesota U.S. senatorial candidate (and fellow SNL alumnus) Al Franken. In October 2008, she appeared with other celebrities in a National Republican Senatorial Committee advertisement poking fun at Franken, then followed up with an interview on The O'Reilly Factor, where she called Obama a "communist." She has repeated the communism claim on multiple occasions.

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Re: Dumb people make the news

Post by FBM » Thu Apr 10, 2014 5:21 am

Audley Strange wrote:Not Immediately Released? What a stupid name, no wonder he blew his brains out.
No, no. They're just saying that his name was not Immediately Released. Anything except that.
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Re: Dumb people make the news

Post by mistermack » Thu Apr 10, 2014 11:31 am

JimC wrote:I once knew a young lady who claimed she could blow my brains out...

She lied...
Yeh, but there's a good reason for that...
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Re: Dumb people make the news

Post by Tero » Thu Apr 10, 2014 4:39 pm

Hehe. You said brains hehehe.

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Re: Dumb people make the news

Post by Tero » Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:04 pm

Indiana republican McMillan caught TWICE sexting to people. Now it was someone who got hold of his phone, with the sex videos, but he did it before.
According to two sources close to the case, the photos were incredibly graphic. One photo reportedly shows McMillin masturbating and using a dildo on himself while others were simply of McMillin's genitalia. In one exchange, McMillin is alleged to have texted Stapleton that he was heartsick being separated from her and sent photos of himself masturbating with a string tied tightly from his testicles to the wheels of a rolling office chair to illustrate his pain.
Since the photos and texts were filed under seal and McMillin refuses to release them, there is no way to confirm or deny the photos' contents beyond what's blatantly spelled out in court filings.
Read more at http://www.bilerico.com/2011/03/indiana ... FOki7MR.99

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