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by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jun 15, 2015 2:07 am
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-33129833
Clearly caused by lesbians buggering each other. The dirty bastits!

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by JimC » Mon Jun 15, 2015 2:44 am
Bugger those lesbians!

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by tattuchu » Mon Jun 15, 2015 10:56 am
I wonder how they clean that shit up? Or do they just let the bats have at it? Or would bats even eat the dead ones?
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by DaveDodo007 » Mon Jun 15, 2015 12:37 pm
As plagues go, this one is a bit shit.
We should be MOST skeptical of ideas we like because we are sufficiently skeptical of ideas that we don't like. Penn Jillette.
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by cronus » Mon Jun 15, 2015 1:32 pm
DaveDodo007 wrote:As plagues go, this one is a bit shit.
A test run. God can't afford to get it wrong on the day.

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by DaveDodo007 » Mon Jun 15, 2015 2:16 pm
Scumple wrote:DaveDodo007 wrote:As plagues go, this one is a bit shit.
A test run. God can't afford to get it wrong on the day.

Are you saying god is not prefect, heretic.

We should be MOST skeptical of ideas we like because we are sufficiently skeptical of ideas that we don't like. Penn Jillette.
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by JimC » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:10 pm
Actually, god is one of those arsehole, public school prefects...
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:17 pm
JimC wrote:Actually, god is one of those arsehole, public school prefects...
Can't be. He hates fags.

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by Svartalf » Tue Jun 16, 2015 2:21 am
prefects would hate finding cig fags lying around, it's dirty
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by Xamonas Chegwé » Tue Jun 16, 2015 2:28 am
Svartalf wrote:prefects would hate finding cig fags lying around, it's dirty
Ahem...
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing 
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
Calilasseia
I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
Twoflower
Bella squats momentarily then waddles on still peeing, like a horse
Millefleur
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