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Queen nearing death...maybe?

Post by cronus » Wed Jun 03, 2015 3:34 pm

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-32992330

Palace confirms Queen 'routine' health check after tweet error

he Queen has attended hospital for her "routine" annual check-up, Buckingham Palace has said following social media speculation about her health.

The palace took the unusual step of confirming the "pre-scheduled" visit to London's King Edward VII's Hospital.
The BBC issued an apology after tweets were "mistakenly sent" from the Twitter account of a BBC journalist during a "technical rehearsal" for an obituary.

"The tweets were swiftly deleted and we apologise for any offence," it said.
"Tweets were mistakenly sent from the account of a BBC journalist saying that a member of the royal family had been taken ill," it added.

Screen grabs on social media showed that the same producer had later tweeted that the Queen had died.

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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Jun 03, 2015 3:44 pm

I hope so. Maybe we can ditch the monarchy then.
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Post by Svartalf » Wed Jun 03, 2015 3:47 pm

She can't be ill, she has to outlive charlie jug ears
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Post by laklak » Wed Jun 03, 2015 8:57 pm

She's only 89, her mum drank more and made it to 101. Charlie won't live that long, because homeopathy.
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Post by JimC » Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:55 pm

laklak wrote:She's only 89, her mum drank more and made it to 101. Charlie won't live that long, because homeopathy.
G & Ts are extremely healthy...
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Post by mistermack » Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:06 pm

Never underestimate the power of a placebo.
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Post by JimC » Wed Jun 03, 2015 10:15 pm

For me, the placebo would be a glass of tonic...
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Post by Pappa » Thu Jun 04, 2015 5:55 am

I am imaging the Queen's death as I type this and by doing so, committing an act of treason. :yay:
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Post by Faithfree » Thu Jun 04, 2015 11:09 am

"No, no, she's uh,...she's resting"
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Jun 04, 2015 12:52 pm

Weekend at Queeny's.
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Post by klr » Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:03 pm

Rumour's of one's death have been greatly exaggerated. :dq:
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Post by JimC » Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:06 pm

She's just pining for the fjords...
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Re: Queen nearing death...maybe?

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Jun 04, 2015 9:17 pm

Fuck that sponging floozy! There's a real queen with serious health trouble!

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Re: Queen nearing death...maybe?

Post by mistermack » Fri Jun 05, 2015 4:54 pm

I was just three metres from death yesterday.

I was on my bike. Fortunately, I stayed on my side of the road. Best way to cheat death. :tup:
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