Have black people got whiter teeth?

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Re: Have black people got whiter teeth?

Post by mistermack » Sun Apr 19, 2015 2:58 pm

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tattuchu wrote:Naw, I'm not talking about teeth bleaching. Just cleaning. Over here, we get our teeth cleaned and polished every six months. No bleaching, no whitening. Just cleaning. But now look at this photo of Anthony Bourdain:
yellow teeth.jpg
Unless this is just bad lighting in the shot or something, this guy's teeth are horrifically yellow by American standards. And not celebrity standards. Just everyday standards.
Ha, that's bollocks. Whitening teeth is a big market in the US.
Oh, sure. I'm not saying it isn't. I'm just saying that with regular cleanings (and nothing else), our teeth over here aren't yellow.
Except for Anthony Bourdaine, according to your post.

I looked him up, and he's American, and wikipedia says this about him :
Wikipedia wrote: He has been known for being an unrepentant drinker and smoker.[citation needed] In a nod to Bourdain's (at the time) two-pack-a-day cigarette habit, renowned chef Thomas Keller once served him a 20-course tasting menu which included a mid-meal "coffee and cigarette": a coffee custard infused with tobacco, together with a foie gras mousse.
Being that heavy on cigarettes and coffee will stain your teeth. Whether you are American or anything else.
I don't criticise anybody for having something done about staining. Wherever they come from.
It's when they bleach their teeth to an unnatural shade of white, and think that it makes them look cool, that I find it a bit pathetic.

On the subject of the optical illusion of white teeth against a dark skin, I found this on the web :



Believe it or not, both squares are the same shade.
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Re: Have black people got whiter teeth?

Post by cronus » Sun Apr 19, 2015 3:20 pm

More to do with backlit monitors, usually TFT, that have a narrower angle of view for bright whites....technical not optical illusion.... :nono:

Try it with a paper print out at different times of day under natural light? :read:
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Re: Have black people got whiter teeth?

Post by tattuchu » Sun Apr 19, 2015 4:06 pm

Ah, my mistake, mm. I thought Bourdain was British. I must be confusing him with that other famous British chef. I don't have TV so have never actually seen these people on the telly or heard them speak. So sorry for the confusion. I'm just an idiot is all :(

p.s. And with a name like Bourdain he'd more likely be French, wouldn't he? :?
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Post by mistermack » Sun Apr 19, 2015 4:49 pm

Scumple wrote:More to do with backlit monitors, usually TFT, that have a narrower angle of view for bright whites....technical not optical illusion.... :nono:

Try it with a paper print out at different times of day under natural light? :read:
Doesn't really make any difference where you put your head, the effect is the same.
I had my doubts as to whether they were actually the same shade, so I did a cut and paste on photoimpact, and they definitely are.
tattuchu wrote: p.s. And with a name like Bourdain he'd more likely be French, wouldn't he? :?
I spose. But don't tell Barak Obama. We all know he's really a muslim.
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Re: Have black people got whiter teeth?

Post by cronus » Sun Apr 19, 2015 5:00 pm

Not sure why it is even a issue? I'm more interested in a mans words than the state of his teeth.
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Post by Svartalf » Sun Apr 19, 2015 5:08 pm

tattuchu wrote:p.s. And with a name like Bourdain he'd more likely be French, wouldn't he? :?
Many a man with a French name has been a foreigner for 3 centuries... ever heard of the 1685 edict of Grenoble revocating the 1588 Edict of Nantes?
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Post by cronus » Sun Apr 19, 2015 5:17 pm

Murky history - no end to that anywhere. And what is cultural evolution anyway? Mostly fog surrounding a faint light. :nono:
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Re: Have black people got whiter teeth?

Post by tattuchu » Sun Apr 19, 2015 5:34 pm

Svartalf wrote:
tattuchu wrote:p.s. And with a name like Bourdain he'd more likely be French, wouldn't he? :?
Many a man with a French name has been a foreigner for 3 centuries... ever heard of the 1685 edict of Grenoble revocating the 1588 Edict of Nantes?
No :dunno:
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Re: Have black people got whiter teeth?

Post by Svartalf » Sun Apr 19, 2015 5:38 pm

Well, Louis XIV esentially chased most protestants out of the kingdom, and that's why many a brit, Dutch or German have French names.

and fuck, wrong Edict, it was Fontainebleau
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Re: Have black people got whiter teeth?

Post by cronus » Sun Apr 19, 2015 6:16 pm

Svartalf wrote:Well, Louis XIV esentially chased most protestants out of the kingdom, and that's why many a brit, Dutch or German have French names.

and fuck, wrong Edict, it was Fontainebleau
No one knows the fine grain truths of history - a framework, a rumour and who knows what actually happened before the invention of the camera? Documents give a sense of great shifts - we can't know the full nitty - gritty based on a document.
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Re: Have black people got whiter teeth?

Post by laklak » Sun Apr 19, 2015 6:21 pm

Gets teeth their whitest, stoves their blackest, and I've no fucking idea about the tobacco ad. I just couldn't resist Nigger Hair Smoking Tobacco.

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Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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