Time to suspend suspended sentences

[Seth]

Yes, Seth, you're just a misunderstood genius.

Misunderstood by you anyway, but then you misunderstand everybody...except perhaps your fellow pin-heads.

[Seth]

As the first Gulf War proved, along with WWII and a bunch of other conflicts, our soldiers are the most professional, courageous and deadly warriors in the world, and if you turn them loose to do the job the way it's supposed to be done, conflicts end with much, much, MUCH less bloodshed for everyone, and it ends decisively.

That's a load of bollocks. American military might is founded upon superior financial/technological capabilities, nothing else. Don't kid yourself into believing that 'Americans' have better 'men' than anywhere else.

We have better soldiers than anywhere else because we take the best and train them extensively to take advantage of the technological superiority we enjoy because the entire United States is smarter, more innovative, more productive and just plain better in every way than all the rest of you dumb-ass foreigners.

You're either stupid or trolling. Or both.

Have you met me? Read my sig.

[Seth]

On this topic, Seth is just an over-energetic wanker. His right hand is twice the size of a normal man's due to extreme exercise.

It's not the hand, it's the forearm muscles, and it's true. It's also what gives me such an unshakable and firm grip on my pistol, which assists my already superior gun-handling skills. You do NOT want to shake my hand, I have a tendency to do permanent damage.

Think Popeye.

I really should learn how to wank left-handed, just to even things up.

[Seth]

Sentences that go on for far too long, especially when written by pedantic Germans who have a problem expressing what they mean to say clearly, succinctly and without clausulations, even though those clausulations can, but don't always do add precision, deserve to be susp...

My clausulations, such as they are, are written for the benefit of those (and only those), who have sufficient wit and intelligence, as demonstrated by their erudition, to keep track of more than one thing at a time in an argument. The rest of all y"all dumbass crackers can larn somthin or scratch your noggins all you like.

[MarkS]

Suspended sentence orders come with requirement which can include curfews, unpaid work, compulsory courses to stop reoffending and compulsory attendance at clinics for drugs/alcohol with regular reviews. The magistrates decide which are appropriate.