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White House Secured By Drunks

Post by cronus » Thu Mar 12, 2015 5:20 am

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-31836804

Secret Service investigates agents after White House crash

The US Secret Service is investigating two senior agents after a car crash at the White House.

A spokesman for the Secret Service told the BBC the collision happened during the evening on 4 March.

The Washington Post reported the agents drove the car into a security barricade after a night of drinking and partying.

The crash is the latest in a series of embarrassing incidents involving the agency charged with protecting President Barack Obama.

The Washington Post has identified the agents as Mark Connolly, deputy in charge of the president's security detail, and George Ogilvie, a senior supervisor in the agency's Washington office.

They had been attending a party at a nearby bar before the incident occurred, the Post reported.

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Thu Mar 12, 2015 5:37 am

Don't you worry, Mr persident. hic. We'll pertect you. hic. :teef:
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Post by JimC » Thu Mar 12, 2015 6:29 am

There are fuckin' pink elephants trying' to kill our prez! I'll fill the fuckin' varmints full of lead, as soon as I can see which of them to shoot first!
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Mar 12, 2015 1:54 pm

Honest, Drinkstable, I haven't had a cunt all night..
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Post by mistermack » Thu Mar 12, 2015 3:04 pm

From what I remember, it was the same, the day Kennedy died.
They had been on the piss into the early hours the night before, and some of them couldn't make it, so they drafted in George Hickey who was a driver, not a highly trained agent. He finished off Kennedy, when his gun went off by accident as he jumped up at the Oswald shots.

I'm convinced.

If the agents hadn't got pissed the night before, Kennedy would probably have survived the Oswald bullets.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Thu Mar 12, 2015 5:20 pm

Didn't they know they're supposed to be there to protect and swerve?
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