http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-31836804
Secret Service investigates agents after White House crash
The US Secret Service is investigating two senior agents after a car crash at the White House.
A spokesman for the Secret Service told the BBC the collision happened during the evening on 4 March.
The Washington Post reported the agents drove the car into a security barricade after a night of drinking and partying.
The crash is the latest in a series of embarrassing incidents involving the agency charged with protecting President Barack Obama.
The Washington Post has identified the agents as Mark Connolly, deputy in charge of the president's security detail, and George Ogilvie, a senior supervisor in the agency's Washington office.
They had been attending a party at a nearby bar before the incident occurred, the Post reported.
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Don't you worry, Mr persident. hic. We'll pertect you. hic. 

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Honest, Drinkstable, I haven't had a cunt all night..
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From what I remember, it was the same, the day Kennedy died.
They had been on the piss into the early hours the night before, and some of them couldn't make it, so they drafted in George Hickey who was a driver, not a highly trained agent. He finished off Kennedy, when his gun went off by accident as he jumped up at the Oswald shots.
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If the agents hadn't got pissed the night before, Kennedy would probably have survived the Oswald bullets.
They had been on the piss into the early hours the night before, and some of them couldn't make it, so they drafted in George Hickey who was a driver, not a highly trained agent. He finished off Kennedy, when his gun went off by accident as he jumped up at the Oswald shots.
I'm convinced.
If the agents hadn't got pissed the night before, Kennedy would probably have survived the Oswald bullets.
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Didn't they know they're supposed to be there to protect and swerve?
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