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Russia - Prostitutes hike prices as rouble falls

Post by klr » Thu Dec 04, 2014 12:06 am

http://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-news-from ... e-30311546
Prostitutes in the Russian Arctic port of Murmansk have unexpectedly hiked prices for their services by up to 40%, blaming the tumbling rouble exchange rate for their decision, it seems.

They also want to peg the cost of services to the dollar in the longer term if the situation doesn't improve, sources at one brothel tell the local FlashNord news agency. Two hours with a prostitute in Murmansk cost 3,000-7,000 roubles ($57-132; £36-84) before the price rise, the agency says. The management of another brothel says it's "trying to keep prices down, but the cost of living is rising and the girls can't work at a loss". The rouble has lost more than 40% of its value against the dollar and 60% against the euro since the start of the year, as a result of Western sanctions over Russia's involvement in the eastern Ukraine insurgency and a fall in oil prices.

Russian social media commentators are having a field day over the news, with some getting in digs at the authorities. "Putin - learn about the economy from the Murmansk prostitutes", tweets Andrei Negotov. Others, including Alexander Sitnikov on the NTV website, think the prostitutes should show some patriotism and "raise their rates for foreigners, in reply to sanctions".
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Re: Russia - Prostitutes hike prices as rouble falls

Post by JimC » Thu Dec 04, 2014 12:27 am

Hike prices or hike skirts?

A knee trembler either way...
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Post by Seth » Thu Dec 04, 2014 2:58 am

One day the Russians will figure out that what they need to do to save their economy is putsch Putin. Hopefully the whores will lead the revolution. Hell hath no fury like a two-dollar whore who can only get 50 cents for it.
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Post by cronus » Thu Dec 04, 2014 7:55 am

It's a global cartel. The game is rigged. If Russian prossies up their prices they'll do it in your area next. :tup:
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Post by Svartalf » Thu Dec 04, 2014 8:28 am

logical reaction to loss of buying power in the currency you normally use...
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Post by Hermit » Thu Dec 04, 2014 8:37 am

Scumple wrote:It's a global cartel. The game is rigged. If Russian prossies up their prices they'll do it in your area next. :tup:
It's not a cartel, the game is not rigged and the sex workers in your area won't up the rates unless changes in currency exchange rates affect buying power adversely or there is a significant change in the ratio between supply and demand.
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Post by cronus » Thu Dec 04, 2014 8:46 am

Hermit wrote:
Scumple wrote:It's a global cartel. The game is rigged. If Russian prossies up their prices they'll do it in your area next. :tup:
It's not a cartel, the game is not rigged and the sex workers in your area won't up the rates unless changes in currency exchange rates affect buying power adversely or there is a significant change in the ratio between supply and demand.
Who made you a expert on these erudite matters? This is not economics in play. This is monkey, look see and do....might kick start inflation in the West, not economics though...don't think it is. :nono:
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Post by Hermit » Thu Dec 04, 2014 10:11 am

Monkey prostitutes, if such creatures can even be said to exist at all, are not encumbered by variations in currency exchange rates.
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Post by cronus » Thu Dec 04, 2014 10:25 am

Hermit wrote:Monkey prostitutes, if such creatures can even be said to exist at all, are not encumbered by variations in currency exchange rates.
That's what I'm saying. :read:
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Post by Hermit » Thu Dec 04, 2014 12:22 pm

Monkeys don't react to changes in currency exchange rates. They don't form cartels either. There are not even monkeys that provide sex in exchange for money. And as for forming cartels? WTF?
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Post by tattuchu » Thu Dec 04, 2014 12:36 pm

Hermit wrote:Monkeys don't react to changes in currency exchange rates. They don't form cartels either. There are not even monkeys that provide sex in exchange for money. And as for forming cartels? WTF?
So you can get them for free? :{D
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Post by Hermit » Thu Dec 04, 2014 1:12 pm

tattuchu wrote:
Hermit wrote:Monkeys don't react to changes in currency exchange rates. They don't form cartels either. There are not even monkeys that provide sex in exchange for money. And as for forming cartels? WTF?
So you can get them for free? :{D
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Post by cronus » Thu Dec 04, 2014 4:32 pm

With my IQ edge on some around me I sometimes feel like a zookeeper. :nono:
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Post by mistermack » Thu Dec 04, 2014 6:43 pm

Scumple wrote:With my IQ edge on some around me I sometimes feel like a zookeeper. :nono:
You could probably get one. It must get a bit boring shagging the same chimp all the time.

As far as the fall in the rouble goes, it's down to the oil price, rather than Putin.
And for an exporting country, it's not necessarily a bad thing. Oil is sold in dollars, so they are getting many more roubles for a barrel than they would have.
Same as the hookers, they can ask more roubles for the same fuck from foreign sex investors.

What gets more expensive is luxury western goods from countries with a strong currency.
So Russia won't be boosting the economies of Germany and Japan as much as they would have.

That, and the effect of sanctions, is hitting the west more than it's hitting Russia.
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Re: Russia - Prostitutes hike prices as rouble falls

Post by cronus » Thu Dec 04, 2014 7:21 pm

As the global economic collapse accelerates prices for prossies will come down again but in the absence of condoms, on account of the collapse in productive capacity, all sorts of diseases will be spreading via them... :coffee:
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