The truth about England, by someone who KNOWS !

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The truth about England, by someone who KNOWS !

Post by cronus » Thu Apr 24, 2014 4:28 am



We've all got a little Bible pusher within, a leftover from Victorian times. :?
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Apr 24, 2014 4:56 am

What a cocksucker. Anyone who peddles austerity and conservative morality is no follower of Jeebus.
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Post by JimC » Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:07 am

And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?

And did the Countenance Divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among these dark Satanic Mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!

I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land.
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Post by Hermit » Thu Apr 24, 2014 5:23 am

JimC wrote:And did those feet in ancient time
Walk upon England's mountains green?
And was the holy Lamb of God
On England's pleasant pastures seen?

And did the Countenance Divine
Shine forth upon our clouded hills?
And was Jerusalem builded here
Among these dark Satanic Mills?

Bring me my bow of burning gold!
Bring me my arrows of desire!
Bring me my spear! O clouds, unfold!
Bring me my chariot of fire!

I will not cease from mental fight,
Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand,
Till we have built Jerusalem
In England's green and pleasant land.
:potd: :mrgreen:
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Post by JimC » Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:37 am

We used to sing that as a hymn at school... :shifty:
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:39 am

Crazy. Doesn't sound that different to a western Caliphate.
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Re: The truth about England, by someone who KNOWS !

Post by cronus » Sun Apr 27, 2014 10:17 am

Yeah, sharia state UK. Wont happen. Too Germanic. :tup:

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Post by tattuchu » Sun Apr 27, 2014 11:52 am

JimC wrote:We used to sing that as a hymn at school... :shifty:
Hymn? I thought it was a song by Emerson Lake & Palmer :dunno:
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.

But those letters are not silent.

They're just waiting their turn.

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Post by Tero » Sun Apr 27, 2014 12:47 pm

Stop sinning!


now, go be wealthy. You get blessed and then you get $$$$. Some of which you give to Joyce



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Post by Tero » Sun Apr 27, 2014 1:37 pm

Back to Cameron
He regularly uses his bicycle to commute to work. In early 2006, he was photographed cycling to work followed by his driver in a car carrying his belongings.
Very smart of him! Not to be caught being green.

Jesus made your ££ $$ possible, as he id those of Joyce and Cameron. Enjoy them.

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