Is Hollande the Village Idiot?

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Re: Is Hollande the Village Idiot?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:37 pm

The Conqueror of Syria? No way.
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Re: Is Hollande the Village Idiot?

Post by Sean Hayden » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:39 pm

oh my
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Re: Is Hollande the Village Idiot?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:48 pm

The French will do what they always do. Sneer at 'merkins for eating ketchup.

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Re: Is Hollande the Village Idiot?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:50 pm

They are standing shoulder to shoulder with you in your next glorious foreign venture. Show some respect.
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Re: Is Hollande the Village Idiot?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:51 pm

The French don't stand shoulder to shoulder. They stand "cheek by jowl."

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Re: Is Hollande the Village Idiot?

Post by Clinton Huxley » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:52 pm

Coito ergo sum wrote:The French don't stand shoulder to shoulder. They stand "cheek by jowl."
And we know which cheek.
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Re: Is Hollande the Village Idiot?

Post by Coito ergo sum » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:54 pm

Given French bathing habits, that suggestion is disconcerting.

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Post by JimC » Thu Sep 05, 2013 9:10 am

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Post by Svartalf » Thu Sep 05, 2013 10:17 am

I fart in y'all's generall direction!
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Re: Is Hollande the Village Idiot?

Post by Faithfree » Thu Sep 05, 2013 1:18 pm

People may mock, but being the Village Idiot is a serious occupation that requires dedication and years of training.
Although it may look like a forum, this site is actually a crowd-sourced science project modelling the slow but inexorable heat death of the universe.

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Re: Is Hollande the Village Idiot?

Post by Mysturji » Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:02 pm

Clinton Huxley wrote:
Coito ergo sum wrote:The French don't stand shoulder to shoulder. They stand "cheek by jowl."
And we know which cheek.
Yes.
The "other" one. :coffee:
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Re: Is Hollande the Village Idiot?

Post by Svartalf » Thu Sep 05, 2013 2:08 pm

Faithfree wrote:People may mock, but being the Village Idiot is a serious occupation that requires dedication and years of training.
Problem is that he's a natural fool, but no trained jester.
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