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Great Music Mysteries

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Mar 29, 2015 5:41 pm

What if Love didn't tear us apart?
What if Aladdin was stark raving bonkers?
What if I do mind the bollocks?
What if Strawberry Fields are only temporary?
What if the guy that works down the chip shop actually is Elvis?
What if it's what you do and not the way that you do it?
What if somebody knows the trouble I've seen?


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Post by tattuchu » Sun Mar 29, 2015 6:09 pm

What if life's not what you make, or at least there are also other contributing agents entirely outside your control?
What if sex and drugs and rock and are not, in fact, all my brain and body need?
What if my girlfriend was indeed in a coma but it was not, as it turns, really all that serious?
What if the butter had melted just fine and was therefore never put in a pie?
What if I could, actually, get it out of my head?
What if the lime had never been put in the coconut? What then?
What if plans were made for someone other than Nigel?
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Mar 29, 2015 6:14 pm

What if, at some time in the future, due to unforeseen circumstances, I can give you up?
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Post by Rum » Sun Mar 29, 2015 6:32 pm

What if they hadn't named New York twice?
Come to that what if I had left my heart there rather than San Francisco?
What if she didn't have a ticket to ride?
What if those bongos hadn't been furious?
What if you hadn't woken me up before you went went?
What if it hadn't been the final countdown?

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Mar 29, 2015 6:44 pm

Ever not fallen in love with someone you should have fallen in love with?
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Re: Great Music Mysteries

Post by Ian » Sun Mar 29, 2015 6:47 pm

Pink Floyd edition:

Why did we find the same old fears? Suppose were looking for my missing car keys?

Why do lunatics hang out on lawns and in hallways?

Is it possible to be uncomfortably numb?

How much does tea and a slice cost, anyway?

Is old lust not worth singing about?

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Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Mar 29, 2015 8:10 pm

What if the lion was hunting on that particular evening?
What if my bunch of coconuts were well past their sell by date?
What if, in times long past, England's pastures had be somewhat muddy and therefore inhospitable to bipedal locomotion?
What if nobody had done the twist?
What if the answer, my friend, was 42?
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Post by piscator » Sun Mar 29, 2015 8:34 pm

What if somebody loves me besides my mother, and she's really not jiving about it at all?

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Mar 29, 2015 9:05 pm

What if you lived just down the road from Tipperary?
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Post by piscator » Sun Mar 29, 2015 10:11 pm

What if jaywalking was the case that they gave me?

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Sun Mar 29, 2015 10:20 pm

What if Sheena found that she preferred tap dancing?
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Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Post by Brian Peacock » Mon Mar 30, 2015 12:10 am

What if my post-natal infant didn't have the co-ordination to strike me even once, let alone repeatedly?
What if someone kindly brought my cake indoors when it started raining?
Should I have placed a wager on whether you knew how to rock'n'roll?
And what if may find myself living in relative luxury?
Did you get back today, perchance?
What if you got down, sat down, sat down for your rights?
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Mar 30, 2015 12:38 am

What happened before the goldrush?
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Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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Post by Sean Hayden » Mon Mar 30, 2015 1:08 am

What if you fell out of love on Thursday?

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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Mon Mar 30, 2015 1:22 am

Why does it hurt when I'm not peeing?
A book is a version of the world. If you do not like it, ignore it; or offer your own version in return.
Salman Rushdie
You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.
House MD
Who needs a meaning anyway, I'd settle anyday for a very fine view.
Sandy Denny
This is the wrong forum for bluffing :nono:
Paco
Yes, yes. But first I need to show you this venomous fish!
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I think we should do whatever Pawiz wants.
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