I just stole your ipad. I'm gonna buy two chickens.
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I just stole your ipad. I'm gonna buy two chickens.
No, I'm not from Flushing. I wonder why you think that.
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Aren't they all urban and stuff. And their subway goes underground and stuff. We don't got that here in the sticks.
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Well, I think we now know who shot Biggie and Tupac. There is a new sheriff in town!
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Would hit dat.
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Re: I just stole your ipad. I'm gonna buy two chickens.
All your iPad are belong to us!
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FBM wrote:Would hit dat.

She makes me laugh.

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Listen. No one listens. Meow.
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I'm sure it would be even better if I understood all the geographic references, but it's great anyway 

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Not as good, imo. But still funny.
My vag won Best Vag. Your vag won Best Supporting Vag.
My vag won Best Vag. Your vag won Best Supporting Vag.
The green careening planet
spins blindly in the dark
so close to annihilation.
Listen. No one listens. Meow.
spins blindly in the dark
so close to annihilation.
Listen. No one listens. Meow.
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First one satirizing Empire State of Mind? 
The first one obvsly satirizing My Dick.

The first one obvsly satirizing My Dick.
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Yes, she's satirical.
It's the second that's calling out "My dick."
She's funny, though. The songs stand on their own, too.
It's the second that's calling out "My dick."
She's funny, though. The songs stand on their own, too.
The green careening planet
spins blindly in the dark
so close to annihilation.
Listen. No one listens. Meow.
spins blindly in the dark
so close to annihilation.
Listen. No one listens. Meow.
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