I just stole your ipad. I'm gonna buy two chickens.

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I just stole your ipad. I'm gonna buy two chickens.

Post by hadespussercats » Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:44 am


No, I'm not from Flushing. I wonder why you think that.
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Post by Tero » Fri Mar 15, 2013 1:58 am

Aren't they all urban and stuff. And their subway goes underground and stuff. We don't got that here in the sticks.

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Post by Seabass » Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:11 am

Well, I think we now know who shot Biggie and Tupac. There is a new sheriff in town!
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Post by FBM » Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:17 am

Would hit dat.
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Post by Jason » Fri Mar 15, 2013 2:56 am

All your iPad are belong to us!

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Post by hadespussercats » Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:45 am

FBM wrote:Would hit dat.
:naughty:

She makes me laugh. :smoke:
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Post by rachelbean » Fri Mar 15, 2013 8:12 am

I'm sure it would be even better if I understood all the geographic references, but it's great anyway :lol:

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Post by hadespussercats » Sat Mar 16, 2013 2:36 am

Not as good, imo. But still funny.

My vag won Best Vag. Your vag won Best Supporting Vag.
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Post by SteveB » Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:08 am

First one satirizing Empire State of Mind? :dunno:



The first one obvsly satirizing My Dick.

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Post by hadespussercats » Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:43 am

Yes, she's satirical.

It's the second that's calling out "My dick."

She's funny, though. The songs stand on their own, too.
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