Sometimes it seems like the shittier a song is, the more popular it is. Here are some songs I hate so fucking much that I'll actually change the station or shut the radio off when they play.
"China Grove" -Doobie Brothers
"All Right Now" -Free
"She's So Cold" -Rolling Stones
"Start Me Up" -Rolling Stones
"Jump" -Van Halen
"Freeze Frame" -J Geils Band
I'll add more if I think of them. Feel free to add your own. Popular but shitty, or popular but you can't fucking stand them.
p.s. Oh, and I mean songs within the type of music you ordinarily listen to. Like I'm talking about classic rock, which is the station I listen to for lack of anything else better. Of course we could all pick out a Justin Beiber song or something, but that would be cheating. That's too easy, and not really inexplicable.
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Re: inexplicably popular songs you can't fucking stand
99.995% of chart music since around 1982
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It's only a few years ago that I realized the Rolling Stones song is called Start Me Up, not Stappioh
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normal wrote:It's only a few years ago that I realized the Rolling Stones song is called Start Me Up, not Stappioh
It got Jaggerfied.
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I'm not a big Rolling Stones fan but there are plenty of their songs I like, and even a few I love. But then they'd put out the shittiest song of their career, like "Start Me Up," and it's their most popular ever 
People think "queue" is just "q" followed by 4 silent letters.
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It's in your head now, ain't it?
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normal wrote:It's only a few years ago that I realized the Rolling Stones song is called Start Me Up, not Stappioh
Almost anything by Queen.
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"I'm so fuckable, I'm so fuckable,normal wrote:It's only a few years ago that I realized the Rolling Stones song is called Start Me Up, not Stappioh
And she's so old!"
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As Bill Bailey once put it - "There's more evil in the charts than in an Al-Qaeda suggestion box".Cormac wrote:99.995% of chart music since around 1982
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Horwood Beer-Master wrote:As Bill Bailey once put it - "There's more evil in the charts than in an Al-Qaeda suggestion box".Cormac wrote:99.995% of chart music since around 1982
I wouldn't be quite as extreme as Cormac, but it's a good starting point. Whenever I happen to listen to modern chart music (which is mercifully rare), my immediate reaction is always "WTF ????????"
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"Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba. It's been about 15 years since it was popular, but it can still get me like nails on a chalkboard. Hate, hate, HATE!!!
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Christ, I'd clean forgotten about that. Now you've inserted it back into my consciousness.Ian wrote:"Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba. It's been about 15 years since it was popular, but it can still get me like nails on a chalkboard. Hate, hate, HATE!!!
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Also, anything by the Lighthouse Family and the Christians.Ian wrote:"Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba. It's been about 15 years since it was popular, but it can still get me like nails on a chalkboard. Hate, hate, HATE!!!
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Those bastards murdered The Bottle. This is what it should sound like:Cormac wrote:Also, anything by the Lighthouse Family and the Christians.Ian wrote:"Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba. It's been about 15 years since it was popular, but it can still get me like nails on a chalkboard. Hate, hate, HATE!!!
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