Justin Bieber - A Class Act

[Coito ergo sum]

http://www.tmz.com/2013/07/10/justin-bi ... l-clinton/

LOL -- what a dick. Pissing in a bucket -- talking in some affected "street" lingo -- and calling himself one of the "Wild Boyz" --

....as I suspected...not only talentless, but also a complete and total douche.

[Coito ergo sum]

Chef Anthony Bourdain doesn't take kindly to "young punks" who piss in restaurant kitchens ... so he went to Twitter and UNLOADED on Justin Bieber.

After TMZ posted the footage of JB relieving himself in a janitor's bucket in an NYC restaurant kitchen, Bourdain tweeted -- "The chef should have put his foot up this young punk’s ass."

The CNN star continued, "My dishwasher ain’t cleaning that up, squirrel balls!"

There's more ... "Looking forward to seeing him open for Menudo at the State Fair— in about ten years."

And just for good measure: "In a preemptive strike, I plan to tell my daughter that Justin Beiber tortures puppies."

Our compliments to the chef.

Read more: http://www.tmz.com#ixzz2YfhqPWFZ


LOL - that's funny - opening for Menudo at the State Fair. Nice. Only I think 10 years is giving him too much credit.

[Jason]

LOL - that's funny - opening for Menudo at the State Fair. Nice. Only I think 10 years is giving him too much credit.

I have no idea what that means.

[Audley Strange]

Come on, the kid's just being a kid. It's not like he went full Whitney Spears.

[Coito ergo sum]

LOL - that's funny - opening for Menudo at the State Fair. Nice. Only I think 10 years is giving him too much credit.

I have no idea what that means.

Menudo was the first "boy band" thingy back in the 80s, and they sort of invented the band-of-fairies formula which was redone by things like N'Sync, Hanson and now One Direction and Justin Bieber.

When a band plays at State Fairs in the US, it means they are basically has-beens.

So, to say that Bieber will be opening for Menudo at the State Fair is basically saying he's going to be a dinky little has-been - he's going nowhere.

[Xamonas Chegwé]

Is "Class act" an euphemism for "Suppurating rat's arsehole" in that part of the world? Course it is...





I must admit to a hefty dose of Caveat Emptor here. It is only the fact that he has been foisted on the pre-teen, western world as an unobtainable, squeakier-than-clean and cleaner-than-squeaky über-boyfriend than makes any of the world's media give the slightest of shits. Had the drummer of Satan's Thrush Infection relieved himself in a similar fashion, it wouldn't have amassed a half-dozen tweets. My only sympathies with this odious spouter of rancid saccharine is this: he was never presented with the harsh fact that he was selling his right to teenage over-wankery down the river at an age at which he could appreciate its dire consequences. But, ultimately, whatever! He was paid well enough for making a complete cunt of himself when puberty hit - welcome to MichaelJacksonVille!

[pErvinalia]

Yeah.


What's up, C? Slow Obama-destroys-Merka news day?

[Tero]

He can do anything!
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