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Re: Only in America

Post by laklak » Tue Mar 24, 2020 1:56 pm

It's to enforce social distancing.

If you need to increase the distance, put down the 9mm and pick up the .30-06.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:04 pm

But you are in Florida. It's illegal to fire warning shots. You can only shoot to kill. 6 ft: no shooting. 5 ft: shoot to kill.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Mar 24, 2020 2:17 pm

-shotgun for me thanks. I'm not too proud.
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Re: Only in America

Post by laklak » Tue Mar 24, 2020 3:16 pm

Sean Hayden wrote:
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-shotgun for me thanks. I'm not too proud.
I got that too. I'm fuckin' pre-pared, y'all.

All else fails I got one of them chain saws on the end of a long pole. Most use 'em for trimming trees but they work on people, too.
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Post by pErvinalia » Tue Mar 24, 2020 4:33 pm

Tero wrote:But you are in Florida. It's illegal to fire warning shots. You can only shoot to kill. 6 ft: no shooting. 5 ft: shoot to kill.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Wed Mar 25, 2020 1:42 pm

Man shoots neighbor's dog, attacking the owner, arrow goes thru...
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Re: Only in America

Post by Joe » Mon Mar 30, 2020 2:30 pm

Gun store sales surge amid COVID-19 pandemic
While COVID-19 has most businesses shuttered, the gun and gun supply store business is booming.

"We're about four times where we'd normally be this year. A lot of them are looking at economical handguns, handgun ammo," said Rothweiler.

"Three main things have been crazy right now are magazines, ammunition [and a] plate carrier with what's considered level four armor," said Milberg.

Customers like Stacey Hovis lined up with almost a dozen other customers outside Mid America Arms Thursday morning. He said he's willing to forego social distancing for a sense of security in what he fears are uncertain times.

"I feel a lot more at ease knowing I've got that kind of weapon in the event of some unforeseen situation," said Hovis.
Some part of me wonders if it's to protect all the toilet paper. :coffee:
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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:15 pm

He who controls the toilet paper controls the universe!
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Re: Only in America

Post by JimC » Mon Mar 30, 2020 8:16 pm

Those guns may finally come in handy, to suicide in a ruined, apocalyptic America...
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Re: Only in America

Post by Scot Dutchy » Mon Mar 30, 2020 10:58 pm

Seabass wrote:
Mon Mar 30, 2020 4:15 pm
He who controls the toilet paper controls the universe!
Never use the stuff nor do millions of Japanese.
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Re: Only in America

Post by pErvinalia » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:25 am

Yes, we don't need to hear about your bidet again.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Tue Mar 31, 2020 1:54 am

Yeah, blow it up your ass!
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Re: Only in America

Post by JimC » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:34 am

:lol:
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Re: Only in America

Post by Sean Hayden » Tue Mar 31, 2020 2:42 am

:funny:
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Re: Only in America

Post by Hermit » Tue Mar 31, 2020 3:38 am

:hehe:
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