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Re: Only in America

Post by Sean Hayden » Thu May 30, 2019 2:11 pm

--wait

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Re: Only in America

Post by laklak » Thu May 30, 2019 2:28 pm

I'd rather have X-Ray specs.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by Tero » Thu May 30, 2019 9:25 pm

The freedom gas is an unfortunate item. I would like to see them convert coal burning plants to oil and natural gas while we figure our shit out. Coal is the evil one.
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Re: Only in America

Post by JimC » Sat Jun 01, 2019 5:09 am

Here we go again: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-06-01/ ... d/11170562
A disgruntled US public utilities employee "indiscriminately" opened fire at a local government building in Virginia Beach on Friday afternoon, killing 12 people and wounding at least six others before he was killed himself, the city's police chief has said.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Rum » Sat Jun 01, 2019 4:02 pm

JimC wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2019 5:09 am
Here we go again: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-06-01/ ... d/11170562
A disgruntled US public utilities employee "indiscriminately" opened fire at a local government building in Virginia Beach on Friday afternoon, killing 12 people and wounding at least six others before he was killed himself, the city's police chief has said.
It really is a sad stare of affairs that most people just shrug and go ‘meh’. Another day.

I see the perp was ‘disgruntled’. Here that would result in a few hard stares or maybe a glower.

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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Sat Jun 01, 2019 5:07 pm

No biggie. Just another friday in America. The Republican party's gift to their fellow Americans...
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Re: Only in America

Post by laklak » Sat Jun 01, 2019 5:16 pm

Democrats: Ban guns!

Republicans: Ban crazy people!

Libertarians: Ban government offices!

Dudeists: Chill out, man.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Only in America

Post by Rum » Sat Jun 01, 2019 5:28 pm

laklak wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2019 5:16 pm
Democrats: Ban guns!

Republicans: Ban crazy people!

Libertarians: Ban government offices!

Dudeists: Chill out, man.
Dadaists: this is not a gun.

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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Sat Jun 01, 2019 5:36 pm

Disgruntled thoughts and prayers all around!
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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Sat Jun 01, 2019 7:23 pm

laklak wrote:
Sat Jun 01, 2019 5:16 pm
Democrats: Ban guns! Reasonable gun control like you would find in Canada or Australia!

Republicans: Ban crazy people! Moar guns! Guns for teachers! Guns for bartenders! Armed security in every building in America! Hardened schools! Active shooter drills! Kevlar backpacks for kids! Thoughts and prayers!

Libertarians: Ban government offices!

Dudeists: Chill out, man.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Joe » Sat Jun 01, 2019 8:53 pm

Do other countries have these snake oil salesmen?

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Re: Only in America

Post by Sean Hayden » Sat Jun 01, 2019 9:03 pm

:lol: that guy and his wife have been at this a long time.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Sat Jun 01, 2019 10:47 pm

Goddamn, that guy is 10/10 on the sleaze scale.
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Re: Only in America

Post by laklak » Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:26 am

Was wtching some obscure shite on de telebision last night and this commercial played.




I'm seriously considering calling this dude.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Rum » Sun Jun 02, 2019 3:45 am

laklak wrote:
Sun Jun 02, 2019 1:26 am
Was wtching some obscure shite on de telebision last night and this commercial played.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGuawSq6zD/youtube]


I'm seriously considering calling this dude.
Don’t you guys have laws against false advertising? This would never get near a tv screen here.

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