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Re: Only in America

Post by pErvinalia » Tue May 28, 2019 2:03 am

Thankfully we don't get tornadoes here. But a cyclone would make a mess of some of the cabins here.
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Re: Only in America

Post by JimC » Tue May 28, 2019 5:40 am

I think you are too far south to get a cyclone, but with climate change, who knows...
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Re: Only in America

Post by pErvinalia » Tue May 28, 2019 7:49 am

No, cyclones do occasionally come down here. Although, they are very rare south of Fraser Island.
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Re: Only in America

Post by rainbow » Tue May 28, 2019 8:45 am

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Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-klahoma - where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain...
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Re: Only in America

Post by Brian Peacock » Tue May 28, 2019 9:58 am

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Re: Only in America

Post by JimC » Tue May 28, 2019 9:12 pm

Sales of wire coat hangers in Missouri will definitely rise...
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Post by Tero » Tue May 28, 2019 9:15 pm

Bus fare to Illinois and back. No need to go all the way to Chicago.
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Re: Only in America

Post by pErvinalia » Thu May 30, 2019 1:46 am

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And natural gas is referred to as 'freedom gas'.

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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Thu May 30, 2019 1:57 am

Surely that's satire... I'm about to google it... FFS, it had better be satire... :?

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Re: Only in America

Post by Hermit » Thu May 30, 2019 2:10 am

Seabass wrote:
Thu May 30, 2019 1:57 am
Surely that's satire... I'm about to google it... FFS, it had better be satire... :?

eta: WTF?!, it's not satire! Fucking idiot Republicans. These morons are truly no longer parodiable... :fp2:
It's in an official press release from the Department of Energy, quoting Assistant Secretary for Fossil Energy Steven Winberg's speech on the occasion of the department's approval of additional exports of domestically produced natural gas from the Freeport LNG Terminal located on Quintana Island,:

"Increasing export capacity from the Freeport LNG project is critical to spreading freedom gas throughout the world by giving America’s allies a diverse and affordable source of clean energy."

and

"I am pleased that the Department of Energy is doing what it can to promote an efficient regulatory system that allows for molecules of U.S. freedom to be exported to the world"

I think he was attempting to inject some element of humour into the announcement.

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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Thu May 30, 2019 2:25 am

Well, now I'm hungry for some Freedom Fries that have been cooked using genuine, authentic, Murican Freedom Gas.
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Re: Only in America

Post by laklak » Thu May 30, 2019 2:27 am

We're gonna build a goddamn trans-Atlantic pipeline, that's what we'll do. All those Euro weenies sucking Soviet cock for a bit of winter heating gas don't have to blow The Bear any longer. They can suck our Freedom Loving Love Muscle, and get their asses Safe For Democracy at the same time. Double fucking Win-Win. We're gonna make Europe Great Again, ask anybody, they'll tell you.

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Re: Only in America

Post by Scot Dutchy » Thu May 30, 2019 2:02 pm

New York tenants fight as landlords embrace facial recognition cameras
More than 130 residents at a Brooklyn apartment complex oppose plan to use the cameras, whose use, experts say, is quietly expanding in cities
Just adds to that neighbourly feeling.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Sean Hayden » Thu May 30, 2019 2:06 pm

We need facial recognition body cams. That way we can walk around in vr glasses and let the body camera let us know if it recognizes anyone worth talking to in the "real world".
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