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pErvinalia
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Re: Only in America
Thankfully we don't get tornadoes here. But a cyclone would make a mess of some of the cabins here.
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I think you are too far south to get a cyclone, but with climate change, who knows...
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No, cyclones do occasionally come down here. Although, they are very rare south of Fraser Island.
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
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"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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Re: Only in America
Brian Peacock wrote: ↑Tue May 28, 2019 1:49 amOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-klahoma - where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain...
I call bullshit - Alfred E Einstein
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Sales of wire coat hangers in Missouri will definitely rise...
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Bus fare to Illinois and back. No need to go all the way to Chicago.
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International disaster, gonna be a blaster
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
Price of silver droppin' so do yer Christmas shopping
Before you lose the chance to score (Pembroke)
International disaster, gonna be a blaster
Gonna rearrange our lives
International disaster, send for the master
Don't wait to see the white of his eyes
International disaster, international disaster
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God your country is a bizarre place.
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"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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Surely that's satire... I'm about to google it... FFS, it had better be satire... 
eta: WTF?!, it's not satire! Fucking idiot Republicans. These morons are truly no longer parodiable...
eta: WTF?!, it's not satire! Fucking idiot Republicans. These morons are truly no longer parodiable...
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It's in an official press release from the Department of Energy, quoting Assistant Secretary for Fossil Energy Steven Winberg's speech on the occasion of the department's approval of additional exports of domestically produced natural gas from the Freeport LNG Terminal located on Quintana Island,:
"Increasing export capacity from the Freeport LNG project is critical to spreading freedom gas throughout the world by giving America’s allies a diverse and affordable source of clean energy."
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"I am pleased that the Department of Energy is doing what it can to promote an efficient regulatory system that allows for molecules of U.S. freedom to be exported to the world"
I think he was attempting to inject some element of humour into the announcement.
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Well, now I'm hungry for some Freedom Fries that have been cooked using genuine, authentic, Murican Freedom Gas.
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We're gonna build a goddamn trans-Atlantic pipeline, that's what we'll do. All those Euro weenies sucking Soviet cock for a bit of winter heating gas don't have to blow The Bear any longer. They can suck our Freedom Loving Love Muscle, and get their asses Safe For Democracy at the same time. Double fucking Win-Win. We're gonna make Europe Great Again, ask anybody, they'll tell you.
Admit it. All y'all wanna be 'Murikins, and I say why the fuck wouldn't you?
Admit it. All y'all wanna be 'Murikins, and I say why the fuck wouldn't you?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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New York tenants fight as landlords embrace facial recognition cameras
Just adds to that neighbourly feeling.More than 130 residents at a Brooklyn apartment complex oppose plan to use the cameras, whose use, experts say, is quietly expanding in cities
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We need facial recognition body cams. That way we can walk around in vr glasses and let the body camera let us know if it recognizes anyone worth talking to in the "real world".
Imagine that. I guess it's only coincidental that you'd already be the perfect citizen in the ideal world you're selling.
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