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Yeah, but you're a maths teacher. Oh wait...
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I know, but I have some weird gaps in my intuitive sense of various kinds of shit...
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I find if the gap is over twelve hours, then it becomes a little harder to quickly work it out. So from New Zealand through Australia and Asia up to the UK I'm all good. After that it gets a bit harder. Especially when it's daytime in both locations (say east coast Australia and California). That throws me off for some reason.
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It always makes me feel weird that in the same country, there can be a 3hr difference in official time between both coasts... Russia and China are so much more logical.
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How about Queensland? It does what it wants.
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All states do what they want. QLD and WA don't want daylight saving. The other four states do. SA insists on not being equidistant between the eastern states and the west. It is half an hour behind the former and an hour and a half ahead of the latter, at least during standard times.
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Russia has eleven time zones. As I type they range from 10:12 in Kaliningrad to 20:12 in Petropavlovsk-Kamchatsky.
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That is just crazy.Hermit wrote: ↑Mon Jul 09, 2018 7:59 amAll states do what they want. QLD and WA don't want daylight saving. The other four states do. SA insists on not being equidistant between the eastern states and the west. It is half an hour behind the former and an hour and a half ahead of the latter, at least during standard times.
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ooops, I thought they were one zone, like China
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What are you talking about?
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It helps to have some time zones, because if it's 8am in New York, it's 5am in California. If both were on the same time zone, then kids going to school in New York at 8am would do so in daylight, while in California, they'd be in the dark.
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The Soviet Union operated on Moscow time. That is long gone. North and South it did not matter much. In Northern Siberia it was dark (6 months) or daylight (6 months).
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