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Re: Only in America

Post by JimC » Sun Sep 01, 2019 6:14 am

Here we go again: https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-09-01/ ... s/11468342
At least five people have been killed, including the gunman, and 21 others injured in a shooting spree in the west Texas cities of Midland and Odessa, police say.

The suspect was shot dead at a cinema car park in Odessa after hijacking a US Postal Service van, police said.
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Post by pErvinalia » Sun Sep 01, 2019 7:16 am

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Re: Only in America

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Sep 01, 2019 9:23 am

FFS.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Rum » Sun Sep 01, 2019 11:16 am

There’s really nothing left to say is there?

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Post by Tero » Sun Sep 01, 2019 11:42 am

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Re: Only in America

Post by Sean Hayden » Sun Sep 01, 2019 1:33 pm

Concealed carry is allowed on campus here. It boggles the mind really. I don't even think our security has guns, but since it is allowed you can be sure several students carry. I remember Seth would carry even when it wasn't allowed! :lol:

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Re: Only in America

Post by L'Emmerdeur » Sun Sep 01, 2019 6:47 pm

It's the godless libruls and their evilution lies, I tell you.

'Tony Perkins: Mass Shootings Happen Because Kids Learn About Evolution And 'Primordial Slime''
Tony Perkins, head of the conservative Family Research Council, on Sunday said that liberals were to blame for mass shootings because they have allegedly taken God out of the public square.

Perkins appeared on Fox & Friends where he was identified as a "former police officer."

According to Perkins, the shooting near Odessa, Texas that left five dead was "just tragic."

"At some point, we have to realize that we as a nation have a problem," he continued. "And the problem is not the absence of laws, it's an absence of morality."

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Perkins said that teaching children about evolution is one cause of mass shootings.

"We've taught our kids they come about through chance through primordial slime and then we're surprised they treat their fellow Americans like dirt!" he exclaimed. "It's time we talk about the result of the left's systematic march through our institutions, driving religious expression from the public square."

Perkins complained that children are not being taught that they are "created in the image of God."

"We've driving religion from our public life and we're shocked that we no longer have morality and we no longer value human life," he remarked.

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Re: Only in America

Post by Svartalf » Sun Sep 01, 2019 7:51 pm

Tony perkins is slime, I don't lknow about primordial.
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Post by Seabass » Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:05 pm

Evolution and slime? I thought it was the video games? :dunno:
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Re: Only in America

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:35 pm

Sean Hayden wrote:
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... I remember Seth would carry even when it wasn't allowed! :lol:
His hand was never far from his dick. :tea:
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Re: Only in America

Post by Brian Peacock » Sun Sep 01, 2019 8:36 pm

L'Emmerdeur wrote:
Sun Sep 01, 2019 6:47 pm
It's the godless libruls and their evilution lies, I tell you.

'Tony Perkins: Mass Shootings Happen Because Kids Learn About Evolution And 'Primordial Slime''
Tony Perkins, head of the conservative Family Research Council, on Sunday said that liberals were to blame for mass shootings because they have allegedly taken God out of the public square.

Perkins appeared on Fox & Friends where he was identified as a "former police officer."

According to Perkins, the shooting near Odessa, Texas that left five dead was "just tragic."

"At some point, we have to realize that we as a nation have a problem," he continued. "And the problem is not the absence of laws, it's an absence of morality."

...

Perkins said that teaching children about evolution is one cause of mass shootings.

"We've taught our kids they come about through chance through primordial slime and then we're surprised they treat their fellow Americans like dirt!" he exclaimed. "It's time we talk about the result of the left's systematic march through our institutions, driving religious expression from the public square."

Perkins complained that children are not being taught that they are "created in the image of God."

"We've driving religion from our public life and we're shocked that we no longer have morality and we no longer value human life," he remarked.
I blame the parents. :tea:
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:57 am

thoots and prayers
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Re: Only in America

Post by pErvinalia » Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:33 am

Gunman was named Seth.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Hermit » Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:34 am

Tero wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 1:57 am
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1:27 Hannity: "Isn't this a Judaeo-Christian country founded on Judaeo-Christian principles?"

No, it is not. Few countries separate church from state as unequivocally in their constitution as the US of A. But this faux pas is not a case of "Only in America". We had a Prime Minister for 12 years who referred to Australia as "this Christian nation" on more than one occasion. I am sure similar claims have been made within and about other explicitly secular nations.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Hermit » Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:35 am

pErvinalia wrote:
Mon Sep 02, 2019 4:33 am
Gunman was named Seth.
Seth's real name is Scott.
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