Only in America

[laklak]

If they're doing something illegal to the teen boys then arrest them, otherwise it's consenting adults. Same goes for the multiple brides - if they're underage (like many of Jeff What'sHisName's were) then arrest the men and jail them. Otherwise - consenting adults again. Sure, you'll have situations where the women aren't willing and don't see a way out or whatever, but that doesn't mean you restrict the 99% because of the actions of the 1.

[pErvinalia]

Who'd want multiple wives? One is enough work as it is.

[Tero]

The lost boys, thrown out of US sect so that older men can marry more wives

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2005/ ... lianborger

[laklak]

Shame. But the FDLS is about .003% of the U.S. population (if there are 10,000 of them). Seems a bit much to make laws based on their actions that apply to the 99.997% that aren't doing that.

[Tero]

https://www.theonion.com/no-way-to-prev ... 1841942413

[pErvinalia]

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[Seabass]

Man set to be executed for murder, but he didn't pull the trigger

[Brian Peacock]

Yeah, but he's black in Alabama.

[Joe]

This is why I don't watch TV news.

MSNBC's Brian Williams, NYT's Mara Gay Agree Bloomberg Could Have Given Each American $1 Million With Money He Spent

Thursday on MSNBC's "The Eleventh Hour" with Brian Williams, New York Times Editorial Board Member Mara Gay and the host accepted without question a tweet that (jokingly) said that Michael Bloomberg could have given every American one million dollars with the five hundred million dollars he spent on his short-lived presidential campaign. In reality, $500 million divided by 327 million Americans is about $1.53 per person.

"When I read it tonight on social media, it kind of all became clear," Williams said.

The tweet read: "Bloomberg spent $500 million on ads. The U.S. Population, 327 million. He could have given each American $1 million and have had lunch money left over."

"It’s an incredible way of putting it," Williams said.

"It’s an incredible way of putting it," Gay said. "It’s true. It’s disturbing."

The twitter user they cited has since made their account private, after perhaps the most successful instance of trolling public figures in positions of authority in history.

[laklak]

He'd have certainly won if he'd done that. Hell, I'd not only vote for him, I'd blow him for a million. Fuck it, I got mouthwash.

[Sean Hayden]

[Seabass]

Why business is booming at this Pennsylvania gun store during the coronavirus outbreak

[JimC]

Every American needs to save the last bullet for him or her self...

[laklak]

Every American needs to save the last bullet for him or her self...

I'll go down in a mountain of spent brass surrounded by the bodies of my enemies.

Kids were talking about how they were running low on 9mm so I gave them 200 rounds each. Hell, I got about 2000....

[Tero]

Viruses are not destoyed by shooting the container. When those bodies are starting to pile up around you, you'll have to get a whole containment suit, get a front loader and pile them up. Burn them. With full suit and mask on the whole time. If you have a river, you could dump them there, pass the problem downstream.