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Post by tattuchu » Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:34 am

Charles Vacca, Shooting Instructor, Fatally Shot By 9-Year-Old Student

An Arizona shooting instructor has died after a 9-year-old student accidentally shot him in the head.

Charles Vacca, 39, was pronounced dead on Monday, according to a press release from the Mohave County Sheriff’s Office. Vacca was an instructor at Bullets and Burgers, an outdoor shooting range about 25 miles away from Las Vegas, according to the Las Vegas Review-Journal.

Investigators say he was shot with an automatic Uzi around 10 a.m. Monday while teaching a 9-year-old to use the gun. When she pulled the trigger, recoil sent the weapon flying over her head.

Vacca was airlifted to a Las Vegas hospital where he died of his injuries.

The girl was at the range with her parents, according to Fox 5.
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Post by tattuchu » Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:36 am

Bullets and Burgers. You couldn't make this shit up if you tried.

And teaching a nine-year0old to fire an uzi. Fucking brilliant. If only the girl had shot her idiot parents instead.
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Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:54 am

Clearly Obama's fault. :nono:
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Post by Svartalf » Wed Aug 27, 2014 3:56 am

It's not the first time an instructor got shot because a kid could not handle an automatic's recoil... I wonder if it wasn't an Uzi too in the incident I remember
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Post by JimC » Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:02 am

Clearly, the religion of gun worshipping has its dangers...

Bit like those weird snake fondlers you have over there...

Still, at least it drives the average IQ in the right direction...
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Post by Ayaan » Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:10 am

I have the most sympathy for the child. Not her fault that she had idiots for parents who thought a nine-year-old could handle an Uzi. I hope she will be able to get some counseling.
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Post by JimC » Wed Aug 27, 2014 4:46 am

Certainly a horrible thing for a child to experience.
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Post by pErvinalia » Wed Aug 27, 2014 5:45 am

Yep. Who lets (let alone wants) a child (to) handle a fucking Uzi?!? More gun insanity in the US. I read recently that one state (perhaps Kansas?) has enacted a law of some sort to clarify people who are "defending" themselves from cops by shooting them. That sentence didn't make much sense... Basically, it's somewhat legal to shoot and kill a cop who is performing a "no knock" warrant/raid on a house. So you've got cops killing innocent citizens, citizens killing cops and not getting prosecuted... Fucken crazy place over there. Seriously, what a fucking nut house! :o
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Post by macdoc » Wed Aug 27, 2014 6:22 am

at least you don't live next to them.... :coffee:
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Post by Ayaan » Wed Aug 27, 2014 6:25 am

There are times when it seems the inmates have taken over the asylum here in the US. :nono:
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Post by JimC » Wed Aug 27, 2014 7:53 am

rEvolutionist wrote:Yep. Who lets (let alone wants) a child (to) handle a fucking Uzi?!? More gun insanity in the US. I read recently that one state (perhaps Kansas?) has enacted a law of some sort to clarify people who are "defending" themselves from cops by shooting them. That sentence didn't make much sense... Basically, it's somewhat legal to shoot and kill a cop who is performing a "no knock" warrant/raid on a house. So you've got cops killing innocent citizens, citizens killing cops and not getting prosecuted... Fucken crazy place over there. Seriously, what a fucking nut house! :o
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Post by Strontium Dog » Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:24 am

It's Israel's fault for selling these weapons to the USA!
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Post by Strontium Dog » Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:30 am

Fair fucks though, racking up your first kill before hitting puberty is impressive, even by American standards.
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Post by Svartalf » Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:31 am

Strontium Dog wrote:It's Israel's fault for selling these weapons to the USA!
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Re: Only in America

Post by tattuchu » Wed Aug 27, 2014 9:49 am

Ayaan wrote:I have the most sympathy for the child. Not her fault that she had idiots for parents who thought a nine-year-old could handle an Uzi. I hope she will be able to get some counseling.
Who knows? Maybe now she's got a taste fer killin.
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