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Death by Orange

Post by rainbow » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:24 am

Farmworker killed with oranges

Article By: Staff Reporter
Wed, 20 Aug 2014 10:45 AM

Two Limpopo farmworkers have been arrested after reportedly causing the death of a colleague after pelting him with oranges.

According to the police, the 38-year-old victim reportedly had an argument with the other two farmworkers and they then started pelting him with oranges, allegedly until he died.

The Sapa report though was unclear if the workers were picking the oranges or packing the fruit on the farm outside Tzaneen. It is also unclear what sparked the argument.

The two suspects will appear in the Tzaneen Magistrate's Court on Wednesday.
http://news.iafrica.com/sa/955697.html


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Re: Death by Orange

Post by JimC » Wed Aug 20, 2014 9:29 am

Let's escalate!

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Re: Death by Orange

Post by rainbow » Wed Aug 20, 2014 11:17 am

JimC wrote:Let's escalate!

Grapefruit!
I raise you one pamplemousse!
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Re: Death by Orange

Post by laklak » Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:20 pm

Pomelos at 10 paces, sirrah.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Death by Orange

Post by macdoc » Wed Aug 20, 2014 2:36 pm

Pineapples the ticket..
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Re: Death by Orange

Post by JacksSmirkingRevenge » Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:16 pm

The two suspects will appear in the Tzaneen Magistrate's Court on Wednesday.
I expect they'll be a-peeling. :smoke:
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Re: Death by Orange

Post by Rum » Wed Aug 20, 2014 4:35 pm

Fruitcakes..

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Re: Death by Orange

Post by cronus » Wed Aug 20, 2014 5:13 pm

Rum wrote:Fruitcakes..
...goes without saying.
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Re: Death by Orange

Post by klr » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:42 pm

You're twisting my melon, man!
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Re: Death by Orange

Post by Xamonas Chegwé » Wed Aug 20, 2014 10:45 pm

Don't make me get out the coconut ballista! :lay:
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Re: Death by Orange

Post by laklak » Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:41 am

But what if you're attacked by a man carrying a banana?
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Re: Death by Orange

Post by JimC » Thu Aug 21, 2014 2:42 am

laklak wrote:But what if you're attacked by a man carrying a banana?
Bend over and take it like a man! :{D
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Re: Death by Orange

Post by Hermit » Thu Aug 21, 2014 6:59 am

laklak wrote:But what if you're attacked by a man carrying a banana?
Simple. You employ the Monty Python defence.

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Re: Death by Orange

Post by rainbow » Thu Aug 21, 2014 10:47 am

Just peachy, that is!
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Re: Death by Orange

Post by JimC » Thu Aug 21, 2014 9:02 pm

Beware the grapes of wrath! :lay:
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