Penis Size vs Gun Ownership
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership
I doubt it. I can show you pictures of both my guns and my dick and blow that psychobabble out of the water right quick. We'll have to move this thread to NSFW, though. 
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership
I'll start with the photo that doesn't involve moving the thread:
The three handguns at the top are mine and so are the three long guns to the left. The others belong to my friend, who actually does have a small dick.
The three handguns at the top are mine and so are the three long guns to the left. The others belong to my friend, who actually does have a small dick.
"A philosopher is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat that isn't there. A theologian is the man who finds it." ~ H. L. Mencken
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
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You might be an outlier, due to the small size of your collection.FBM wrote:I doubt it. I can show you pictures of both my guns and my dick and blow that psychobabble out of the water right quick. We'll have to move this thread to NSFW, though.
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I have a couple more not pictured. How many do you have? None? OK, since this thread is in Science, etc, we could start a scientific database comparing gun owners' whanger sizes to non-gun owner whanger sizes. I can move this to NSFW and we can both contribute to the database. Whaddaya say? I bet the Ratz ladies would enjoy it. We might get some other guys to join in.rainbow wrote:You might be an outlier, due to the small size of your collection.FBM wrote:I doubt it. I can show you pictures of both my guns and my dick and blow that psychobabble out of the water right quick. We'll have to move this thread to NSFW, though.
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I don't own a gun and have and have no need of a penis substitute.
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership
...But do you have a big dick?rainbow wrote:I don't own a gun and have and have no need of a penis substitute.
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership
You see a guy with a gun, a big motorcycle, etc, and exactly how do you know anything at all about his penis size? Got anything besides snarky rhetoric? No. You have no empirical evidence, statistics, nada. People who spout that PC Nazi psychobabble are just alienating the people they should be trying to establish meaningful dialog with, increasing animosity and reducing the chances that either side is going to actually listen to the other.
It's just
It's just
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You see, the more upset you get, the more we have to ask.
Why does this bother you so much?
Why does this bother you so much?
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership
How's your reading comprehension skills coming along? Scroll up just a little for the answer to that bit of snark.rainbow wrote:You see, the more upset you get, the more we have to ask.
Why does this bother you so much?
And I notice that you ignored my suggestion that we move this to NSFW and get this penis-measuring thing on for real. Gun owner vs non-gun owner database startup. Talk is cheap. NK is proving that.
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Come to think of it, I don't give a rat's ass how mine compares with yours. That's adolescent bullshit. If you can look at mine and say it's inadequate in any dimension, you need satisfaction from John Holmes or Ron Jeremy.
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"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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I can't say I'm lacking in any way.FBM wrote:How's your reading comprehension skills coming along?rainbow wrote:You see, the more upset you get, the more we have to ask.
Why does this bother you so much?
I'm not the one calling for a pissing contest.
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You're the one avoiding it.
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"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
"It is useless for the sheep to pass resolutions in favor of vegetarianism while the wolf remains of a different opinion."
"We ain't a sharp species. We kill each other over arguments about what happens when you die, then fail to see the fucking irony in that."
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FBM wrote:You're the one avoiding it.
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Re: Penis Size vs Gun Ownership
Still waiting on the second pic to appear in that other thread!FBM wrote:I'll start with the photo that doesn't involve moving the thread:
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