laklak wrote:I'd imagine I and my well armed kinfolk might discuss the matter with you. Friendly like, of course, Southerners are nothing if not polite and hospitable.
Yeah, we are.
Y'all just drop on by. I don't know about leavin', but y'all're welcome to drop on by! Warren's ol'lady will fix the cornbread 'n ice tea on Warren's stove. Warren will help fix the pork chops, sweet potatoes, blackeyed peas, green beans, turnip greens, corn on the cob, summer squash, and butter beans. There'll be some peppers and some pepper jelly, some homemade mayonnaise, and some of Warren's biggest and best homegrown tomatoes and green onions, sliced. Save some room for Key lime pie and peach cobbler with homemade ice cream for dessert!
We'll eat like slaveowners, and when Warren's fridge runs a little low, we'll send him to the fkn store to get more.