Only in America

[JimC]

Turner ended up shooting his girlfriend five times and his girlfriend’s son once. They suffered serious but not life-threatening injuries.

Piss-poor shooting...

[Sean Hayden]

It's important to defend the honor of the brand of car you drive.

[laklak]

What a fucking douchebag. Everybody knows Mopar beats the fuck out of GM or Ford. Only pussies drive those things.

[Brian Peacock]

That there's fightin' talk.

[Joe]

Dis my car, I don't give a crap. If I didn't need one, I wouldn't own one.

[Seabass]

Florida's response to the Marjory Stoneman Douglas shooting? More guns!

Florida lawmakers pass bill expanding program that allows teachers to carry guns
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/florida-ho ... 019-05-02/

[Seabass]

[Joe]

Yep, my little girls are grown women now, and they know all this. At gift giving times, they both send me lists so I can buy them what they want.

Neither has asked for a firearm. They're smart ladies.

[Seabass]

This dude was prepared. For what, god only knows, but he was prepared as fuck for it.

Massive cache of 1,000 guns seized from Bel-Air mansion during ATF raid
https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la- ... story.html

[JimC]

Those photos would give Seth an orgasm...

[pErvinalia]

They finally caught up with Seth...

[Tero]

"All teachers receive 10 paid days of medical leave a year in the San Francisco United School District. If a teacher needs more time, they can get another 100 sick days -- at a price. Under a 1976 California law, the cost for the substitute teacher will be deducted from the teacher's salary."

[Sean Hayden]

That can't be true, and since the 70s? --no way, some mistake.

[Rum]

That can't be true, and since the 70s? --no way, some mistake.

https://www.latimes.com/local/lanow/la- ... story.html

Seems to be what happens when teachers run out of all their available sick leave.

I’m a big fan of America, but you know sometimes you guys can be so fucked up.

[Seabass]

This woman would still be alive today if she'd also married a good husband with a gun to protect her from her bad husband with a gun.

Man, 73, killed ‘disrespectful’ wife then told neighbors, police say

De Baere, with blood spattered on his legs and boxer shorts, told police he and his wife had been arguing over her interactions with a former coworker when De Baere took issue with “the way that she was talking to him,” his arrest report said.

De Baere told her to stop but she kept speaking to him disrespectfully, De Baere told police, so he got his Taurus .38-caliber revolver, stood over his wife and took aim.

"She still would not listen to him,” the report said.

From a distance of about three feet, De Baere intentionally shot his wife in the face “one or two times,” the report said.

https://www.sun-sentinel.com/local/brow ... story.html