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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Wed Aug 08, 2018 11:56 pm

Florida! Vigilante cows!



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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Aug 09, 2018 2:41 am

If only those cows were carrying..
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Re: Only in America

Post by laklak » Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:09 am

Flor DA! Flor DA!

Don't be fuckn' with our cows, y'all.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Sean Hayden » Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:11 am

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Re: Only in America

Post by Seabass » Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:17 am

:D
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Re: Only in America

Post by JimC » Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:21 am

When she reaches court, she should milk the details of her arrest as far as she can, and butter up the judge, even if it seems a little cheesy... :tea:
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Re: Only in America

Post by laklak » Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:32 am

I'm sure the judge will be understanding once he's herd her side of the story.
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Post by pErvinalia » Thu Aug 09, 2018 3:50 am

I suspect the prosecutor will want to whey in on this.
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Re: Only in America

Post by JimC » Thu Aug 09, 2018 5:00 am

I feel guilty - it's an udder disgrace that we're making fun of the poor cow, even if we are the cream of Ratzian punnery...
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Re: Only in America

Post by Tero » Sat Aug 11, 2018 8:25 pm

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Re: Only in America

Post by laklak » Sat Aug 11, 2018 9:21 pm

Nice town, got a real shabby chic feel to it.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Scot Dutchy » Sun Aug 12, 2018 9:28 am

This is the bridge project he mentions.

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Re: Only in America

Post by laklak » Sun Aug 12, 2018 1:52 pm

In order to attain the rank of Master Florida Man you need the state map tattooed on your face.
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Re: Only in America

Post by Scot Dutchy » Sun Aug 19, 2018 12:27 pm

Talk about inequality:

US bosses now earn 312 times the average worker's wage, figures show
Astronomical gap between the pay of workers and bosses exposed in report on earnings of America’s top 350 CEOs

The chief executives of America’s top 350 companies earned 312 times more than their workers on average last year, according to a new report published Thursday by the Economic Policy Institute.

The rise came after the bosses of America’s largest companies got an average pay rise of 17.6% in 2017, taking home an average of $18.9m in compensation while their employees’ wages stalled, rising just 0.3% over the year.
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Re: Only in America

Post by JimC » Sun Aug 19, 2018 9:17 pm

I could accept 20 or 30 times, although that's still pushing it, but that US figure is ridiculous. It shows the control of that country by the big end of town...
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