Only in America
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Florida! Vigilante cows!
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If only those cows were carrying..
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Flor DA! Flor DA!
Don't be fuckn' with our cows, y'all.
Don't be fuckn' with our cows, y'all.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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"Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities." —Voltaire
"They want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved." —Sebastian Gorka
"They want to take away your hamburgers. This is what Stalin dreamt about but never achieved." —Sebastian Gorka
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When she reaches court, she should milk the details of her arrest as far as she can, and butter up the judge, even if it seems a little cheesy...
Nurse, where the fuck's my cardigan?
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I'm sure the judge will be understanding once he's herd her side of the story.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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I suspect the prosecutor will want to whey in on this.
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"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
"The Western world is fucking awesome because of mostly white men" - DaveDodo007.
"Socialized medicine is just exactly as morally defensible as gassing and cooking Jews" - Seth. Yes, he really did say that..
"Seth you are a boon to this community" - Cunt.
"I am seriously thinking of going on a spree killing" - Svartalf.
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I feel guilty - it's an udder disgrace that we're making fun of the poor cow, even if we are the cream of Ratzian punnery...
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Said Peter...what you're requesting just isn't my bag
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And our hands they are many and we'd be of one voice
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Nice town, got a real shabby chic feel to it.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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In order to attain the rank of Master Florida Man you need the state map tattooed on your face.
Yeah well that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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Talk about inequality:
US bosses now earn 312 times the average worker's wage, figures show
US bosses now earn 312 times the average worker's wage, figures show
That is illegal here.Astronomical gap between the pay of workers and bosses exposed in report on earnings of America’s top 350 CEOs
The chief executives of America’s top 350 companies earned 312 times more than their workers on average last year, according to a new report published Thursday by the Economic Policy Institute.
The rise came after the bosses of America’s largest companies got an average pay rise of 17.6% in 2017, taking home an average of $18.9m in compensation while their employees’ wages stalled, rising just 0.3% over the year.
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I could accept 20 or 30 times, although that's still pushing it, but that US figure is ridiculous. It shows the control of that country by the big end of town...
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